The Greyman Report

Later... For Awhile.

2011-10-11T05:36:00.002-05:00

Fall is here, and so is football. Also, kinda busy at work these days, and maybe I'm a little burned out on DiD stuff, so I'm taking a break. I'll be back I'm sure, but I can't say exactly when. Everyone stay well, God Bless, and remember that without the gag, it's not really bondage, and that this great nation was founded by and fought for by people demanding small, limited government and the freedom to do what they want, when they want, so long as it hurts no others.

The Greyman

Story Ideas - Incest Themed DiD Tale?

2011-08-16T13:21:00.000-05:00

Mom's not happy with her son's new game.

Somehow, in the comments section of my ABK III Chapter 3 post, incest came up and then several people jumped on the idea and have asked (strongly requested) that I write, well the kind of story I write, but include a strong incest theme.

Is that something most of you who like my stories can get behind? I've flirted with some incest content in my stories from time to time, here and there, but never really focused on that fetish as a central theme, y`know?

But if I do this, it's likely to be a one time thing and so just know I'll go all in, if you know what I mean. Also know I have no timetable for writing a story like this, as I don't even have a story idea that grabs me yet.

I'll go ahead and cut the credit poll short and post a poll on this story idea. Any and all feedback is welcome.

Archives BBS - Site Review

2011-08-14T13:14:00.000-05:00

I'm not sure exactly when Felix Dartmouth started the Archives BBS web site, but I know when I began really getting into the online bondage/DiD scene around `97 or so, he was already there. In fact, my earliest recollection of a bondage site was Archives BBS.

See, for any of you not familiar with the web back in those days, it was truly a different world. Google was an unknown infant. Yahoo and Lycos were the search engines of choice. Internet Explorer and Netscape were pretty much your choice of browsers. A tiny fraction of the web sites available today were around in that era. Most of us were still on 56K dial-up, but a rare few, if your pocketbook could stand it, had 500k or 768K DSL, so bandwidth was extremely limited. AOL, or, as I have always referred to it, "The Devil", was king of the non-geek world.

Those of us not seduced by The Devil's "free" disks offering all kinds of unlimited access for no charge (Unless you count the hell they put you through when you tried to cancel) got most of our information and material from newsgroups.

Chesty

Remember newsgroups? Back then, most ISP's offered access to them at no extra cost. In truth, they were more valuable than the rest of the internet combined. Stories, pictures, information, contacts, even some small (Very small) video clips. All that could be found if you knew the right newsgroups to visit and sift through. The problem was that even back then the fracking spammers were killing the newsgroups.

Along came Felix with a great idea. For a small fee, he would wade through all the crap and give you just the best DiD/BDSM material the newsgroups had to offer without all the spam and extraneous nonsense. Stories? He has a freakin' shitload of them, and I am not exaggerating. Including some great classics you never see around anymore. Pictures? Thousands. Maybe tens of thousands.

Not only that, but FD himself was and is a damned fine bondage writer himself. His first major story, "An Easy Job" is one of the top BD tales ever. I would easily put Felix in my top ten bondage authors. I only wish he had more time to write and was more prolific, because he's extremely talented in this area.

However, what he's done is branch out into videos, so that's everyone's gain. By now, Felix probably has forty or fifty full length videos available, and by joining, you get access to a bunch of free clips from these.

Felix's videos are much like his stories, in that he has a certain "style" that's uniquely his own. He favors attractive girls placed in "consenual non-consenual" bondage. Usually they're incarcerated by the local law, who then use personal restraints on the ladies, including gags. Lot's of ball-gags. Leather and metal restraints, mostly. Sometimes they are turned over to their families to finish out their sentences.

Exerpt from "An Easy Job" #1 May 1993 Copyright Felix Dartmouth, 1998.

And here is my only small bone to pick with FD. His personal stories are packed with great gag scenes, (If they weren't, I sure wouldn't be recommending them) yet many of his videos are a little light in that area, which confounds me to no end. Can't figure that one out. Don't get me wrong, most of his video's have gag scenes, just not as many as I woulld like or would expect judging by his story content. The videos with a sexy, busty model named "Chesty" (Apropos handle) have a lot of ball-gag scenes, for instance. Others, like Haven's Self-Bondage Adventure are definitely on the light side, gag wise. Haven is an uber-hot MILF, and one that I would have like to see gagged 98% of her time on screen. She is va-va-voom sexy.

I need to ask him about that one day and see what the reasoning is for this. My personal feeling is that if he gagged his models as (often) he does in his stories, he would sell twice as many DVD's. At least. Just my opinion.

Anyway, back to the review, newsgroups are still out there and very much alive. The amount of available material is more than it ever was, but there's also more spam and more malware than ever as well, and most ISP's no longer offer free access. So, for the price of what you'd pay for that access, or less, you get all the good BDSM stuff (And much more) brought to you, but with FD filtering out all that nasty spam and malware for you.

So, to recap, for just $16.95 the first month, and just $12.95 monthly after that, you receive all that great newsgroup material, a huge number of video clips, a zillion pics and stories, and a lot more.

There are more than a few bondage pay sites where the cost is a hell of a lot more than what you get in return. That is definitely not the case with Archives BBS. I'm not kidding when I tell you that you'll be overloaded by all the stuff to peruse for long, long, time, and yet Felix is constantly adding more material every month.

One of, if not the best value's you'll find anywhere. Well worth the forty-five cents a day it'll run you to be a member.

Give it a try. Tell Felix The Greyman sent you!

New Clip - Great Cleave Gag Scene

2011-08-13T14:23:00.001-05:00

In this neat little clip, sorta sexy MILF type is kidnapped, (Kind of) molested, and then tied up and gagged twice.

Some kind of European scene, but I have no idea what it is or where it's from.

Just enjoy.

DOWNLOAD CLIP HERE.

Sin pecado concebido capitulo 25 (2/5)

2011-08-13T06:08:00.001-05:00

Hot chick (Montserrat Olivier, who is in her early 40's!) is hung by her wrists, cleave-gagged, and lashed by a guy in a mask while another hot chick tapes the event.

These Hispanic soap babes really know how to have fun on a date don't they?

LINK to clip posted on YouTube.

LINK to same clip posted on Mediafire.

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Uninhabited - Video Clip

2011-08-12T11:53:00.000-05:00

They aren't paying me enough for this shit! Mmmf!

Well hell, that didn't take as long as I thought it would.

Here's the clip, and it's a nice little scene with plenty of "mmphing", but be warned in advance there's major putz "interference". Personally, I don't like putz crap, but I don't hate it enough to go through all the trouble of trying to edit it out. I can manage to focus on the girl and ignore the dude. I'll leave that level of editing for others with more time, ability, and patience.

UNINHABITED clip.

Uninhabited (2010) Gag Scene

2011-08-12T07:25:00.000-05:00

Funny, this scene wasn't in the script...

This is Geraldine Hakewill, and these shots are from the 2010 film "Uninhabited". It's a little Aussie cheapie flick about a couple looking for some privacy go to a desert island that's uninhabited. By that I mean supposedly.

Crikey! Forgot the frangers!

Obviously it's not, or we wouldn't have a movie, now would we?
Please know that as of yet, I haven't seen this movie. I got the money shot from the trailer, here. I'm currently acquiring the whole movie (Cough... torrent... cough...) but it may take a day or so. I can tell you that she's gagged and tied to a pole and I can tell you that there's a gagged putz in there as well. The girl, Geraldine, as by the bikini pic, has a decent body and is reasonably cute, but no one's going to confuse her with Jessica Alba or anything. A six or low seven at best. Obviously, I have no clue (Yet) how long the scene is, (Guessing medium length) or what the set up is, or if she mmph's her heart out (Possible, but doubt it), or if there's stuffing behind that cloth covering her mouth. (Highly doubtful, but always hopeful.)

As I said, apparently this is a low budget independent film. It did not garner very good reviews. Also, from what I've read this is Gerry's first feature film.

So, my question is, why cast a kinda nice looking, maybe okay actress, as the lead? If she's going to be in skimpy clothing much of the time, why not cast someone like this:

This is Sophie Monk. That's Sophie's nipple. I'm impressed.

Can't afford a known actress? Okay, so what? I can't see there being any shortage of uber-hot bikini babes in Australia.

Me, if I'm the director I'm casting the hottest girl I can find who can act her way out of a paper bag, then I'm plastering the poster with her sexist bikini shots and of her bound and gagged.

I might not win an Oscar (Or whatever the hell the Aussie version of that award is called) but I guarantee my movie would get a lot more publicity and sales.

Dumbasses.

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Book Review - Pat Power's Slave Girls In The Movies And On TV

2011-08-08T17:21:00.003-05:00

The complete and official title is Slave Girls In The Movies And On TV: The Hottitude of Servitude.

As one can see, Patrick's never been shy about using a dozen words when four might suffice. ;) For the sake of expediency and my poor typing skills, for the remainder of this review I'll refer to the book as "SGM".

For those not familiar with Pat Powers, he's a long time contributor to the DiD community. He has a blog, and is an accomplished BDSM writer, publishing several stories, including my personal favorite, KARG. Available for $4.99 at MobiPocket and absolutely worth every nickel. It's one of the finest bondage stories ever written. He has other stories available as well.

Pat's not perfect. He has an irritating streak of liberalism that has occasionally (Okay, more than occasionally) caused us to debate, but I'm not sure he's a real liberal because he's genuinely a good guy and not an obtuse asshole at all. Make's me think there's a level-headed conservative in there somewhere waiting to get out.

Anyway, Pat's new book, SGM, is now available. It's not a story, but a comprehensive look at how slavegirls have been and are portrayed in TV and films.

Did I mention it was comprehensive? SGM is an exhaustive, in depth analysis of the subject, complete in every way, covering slave girls from all angles, from G-rated material to triple X porn. The book is replete with pictures, and there's definitely no shortage of words either: The book is over 600 pages.

Understand too, all this love is coming from a guy who is not into the whole slave/master thing. Personally, I think it's silly nonsense when someone makes his "slave" call him "master". I always laugh and it reminds me of "I Dream of Jeannie" when I hear or read that stuff.

On the other hand, Barbara Eden from that era can call me anything she likes, whenever she likes, as so long as she's in a friendly and giving mood, if you get my drift.

The other issue is the lack of gags. You know me, I'm all about the gag. No gag, no care. KARG, in case you haven't read it, get's it right. Really right. The only time KARG females aren't gagged (And I'm talking serious gags here. No bullshit piece of tape or simple cleave. Max stuffing is the name of this game.) is when they are eating or sucking cock.

Now THIS is my idea of great slave girls!

Would that slave girls in film/TV wore such muzzles. Alas, you rarely see gags in TV/Film slave girls. Not even on non-BDSM slaves. Once in a blue moon, sure, but nothing like KARG or the GOR books. Pat explores this subject as well.

So this is one book I highly recommend for everyone in our community, because there really is something in it for everyone and it's one darned entertaining read.

The cost? More than anything, that's the unbelievable part. Fifty bucks wouldn't be too much. Twenty-five would be a deal. Ten dollars? A steal.

How about $3.99?

That's right kiddies. For about what you'd pay these days for a hamburger or a gallon of gas, you can get this book downloaded to you virtually instantaneously right here.

Clearly, Pat Powers isn't trying to get rich by writing! Or, maybe the extra income would thrust him into a new tax bracket. Nah. Couldn't be that, `cause we all know how much liberals love to pay those taxes, don't we?

Seriously, how can you possibly go wrong spending $4? Not only will you enjoy the read and looking at the pictures, but the next time there's a conversation by the water cooler about slave girls, you'll look like a genius.

Okay, a perverted genius, but still...

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Chapter 3 Of ABK: Project F.A.R.R.

2011-08-04T18:45:00.003-05:00

***Warning! Warning! This story is for ADULTS ONLY!

Well, I have good news and not so good news.

The good is, here's Chapter 3 of ABK 3: Project F.A.R.R.

The bad? I'm starting a new work project soon. The money's pretty good, but my free time will probably be limited for awhile, which means new chapters or stories may flow a tad slower than I would like. Maybe a lot slower. Just not sure at this time.

I'll do the best I can, but gotta make that cheese so the government can take half and blow it on bullshit, or give it away to lazy assholes who won't work for a living like the rest of us dumbasses.

Anyway, hope everyone likes the story so far and any and all feedback is greatly appreciated.

Ranting About... Well, Pretty Much Everything.

2011-08-04T13:29:00.005-05:00

I am somewhat recovered from the bug that has been kicking my ass the last few days, but I still can't sleep worth a shit, so I thought I'd write a little. Beware though, that nothing gets The Greyman cranky more than illness. N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

What a shitty weekend. Literally, if you get my drift. Lots of high fever too. All the other classic flu symptoms as well, but the two I listed were the worst by far. You know how some people like to be "babied" when they are sick? Not me. I turn into a grouchy SoB when I'm sick. I don't want any help. Or any conversation. I want as little human contact as possible.

So what happens? Well, of course I was working on a project that was due on the 1st, and there was just no way that was going to happen, so I called the guy Friday and explained the situation. All that got me was a long (And I do mean long) diatribe on how they just HAD to have it done by the 1st (Monday). Of course, I knew that was bullshit, and he knew that I knew that was bullshit, but he was gunning for an extra discount. I gave it to him just to get him to shut the fuck up, but now I'll be lucky to break even on this job.

And then, there's my girlfriend. Let us call her Ann (Not her name). We were supposed to go out Friday night. I called to cancel and explained that I was sick. She asked what she could do and all of that, but I then carefully explained how I was a asshole when ill and that I would call her Monday or Tuesday.

So naturally, who knocks on my door that night? Ann. With soup.

I am not a huge soup guy at the best of times, and this was not the best of times. Plus, I know I looked like hell and I'm sure I reeked a little because I had been cold sweating all day.

Still, it was a kind gesture, so I bit my tongue and offered a weak "Thank you so much, I'm sure I'll love the soup" comment, hoping she would leave.

Oh no, of course not. She wants to stay and play nursemaid. Sigh...

"Taking care of me" apparently means interrupting my TV watching and indulging me in conversation, which is just about the last thing I wanted right then. I tried to give short, one word answers, but all that did was hurt her feeling and then she made a couple of pissy "I suppose I'm not wanted here" -type comments, which irked me to the point of asking what part of me telling her that I wanted to be left alone in our earlier phone conversation did she not understand?

Ha... if nothing else bud, that did the trick. She was out of there like a cannon shot. Might have lost a girlfriend though. She won't respond to my calls or texts.

Can you believe this silly shit? Women. God love `em, but their brains work in strange and goofy ways at times.

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Then I get to watch John Beohner and a bunch of other fucking GOP RINO's screw the country over even more by capitulating to much of what Obama wanted and not holding the line on cap and spend. We are spending ourselves into socialism people. Yeah, I'm going after democrats as always, but these half-ass so-called Republicans are also in shithouse as well. The Republican party needs to decide if it's a party of true conservatives or a party of democrat lites. Personally, I'm ready to chunk the whole party and just start another.

Oh wait, there's another already. The Tea Party. Awesome.

RINO's no accepted or wanted, thank you.

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Generally speaking, I like many of the series on the premium channels. Deadwood, The Sopranos, even Entourage and Curb Your Enthusiasm are fairly harmless fun, but the recent spate looks as though it was made for the Gay Network or something. True Blood is a really good show overall, but they are killing me with all the male homo shit and the pure hatred of Christianity and anything they deem as conservative. What makes it even more ludicrous is that it's supposedly set in rural Louisiana.

Trust me, generally speaking, people in the deep south are nothing like what that show portrays. The way the Bill Compton guy acts and carries himself is about the closest. (Except for the vampire part). I can damn sure tell you that the deep south would never ever put up with vampires. Un-uh. Maybe somewhat in New Orleans, but the rest of LA, MS, AL, etc..? Not a chance in hell.

Then you have/had Spartacus, and now there's Torchwood. I never watched TW before, so I didn't know the "hero" (Snort...) likes to take it up the ass and blow dudes. None of that in the first episode, but the 2nd they pushed that homo shit right out there in full view.

YACK. End of me watching that show as well.

Look, I have no problem with (hot) lesbians, because I totally get what they see in other hot women. But guy on guy? Forget it. Never will I ever understand what a male sees in another male. Hell, to be honest, I actually don't get what females find attractive about men, at least compared to a woman. It's no contest IMO, but I'm damned sure glad (most) of the them do prefer men.

I could care less what two dudes do in private. But I don't want to see it. Anywhere. Ever. It just grosses me out. Bleech! So advertisers, just know that if you push gay male action on me (Through, uh, the TV I mean. Physically trying, well that will just get you hurt, maimed or killed), I am so outta there. No more of that show, so Torchwood is off my record list for good.

Interesting they never show any of that male homo stuff in the previews. Guess maybe most of America ain't quite as ready for guy-on-guy as Hollyweird would like.

Gee, who'da thought?

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NON RANT STUFF

Sorry about the missing pics. My site is just more popular than I ever imagined and I'm blowing up my PB bandwidth. I plan to fix it though, so please bear with me.

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Uuuuuggghhh...

2011-07-29T17:47:00.000-05:00

The Greyman is truly grey today, fighting a nasty flu bug that has me sick as a hell. All the classic symptoms. Just special.

See you guys soon... gotta go.

John Kerry’s Swift Boat Defender Stripped of Medal

2011-07-26T19:30:00.000-05:00

Ben Smith catches a Navy Times report that Capt. Wade Sanders — best known for defending John Kerry's dubious war record and introducing the candidate at the 2004 convention — has been stripped of his Silver Star by the Navy.

He's also currently in jail for kiddie porn.

Other than that though, I hear he's a hell of a guy.

Of course, he's a lawyer as well, which tells you a lot. I knew something was up. Real stand up military vets likely would never support and vouch for a pud like Kerry.

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Another Clear Sign Gun Control Does Not Work

2011-07-23T19:23:00.004-05:00

At least 92 dead in Norway shooting, bomb attack

One nut case. Armed despite some of the world's strictest gun control laws, opens fire. 92 dead. So far.

Horrible tragedy. No way to prevent something like this, so what do you do. You pray. And, you hope that somehow, somewhere, some liberals finally get it through their thick skulls that gun control only keeps guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens, and that psychos and criminals will always get them somehow. Would having access to weapons have saved all of these people? Most likely not, but I would say it's a near certainty that the body count would be far less than the 92 it is at this point. And maybe the asshole who did the shooting would be in hell rather than sitting in a nice, warm cell right now.

The other certainty of this is that the MSM will be blame it on conservatives in some manner. "Hate speech" most likely, but they'll throw in something about the Tea Party, talk radio, Sarah Palin, and some other stuff as well. One thing about liberals is that they don't ever give up on a bad idea, and they have no shame when it comes to using a horrific event to further their agenda. (Actually, that's two things, but you get my point.)

My understanding, at this time, (Not confirmed) is that the max sentence this psycho can get in good old progressive, socialist Norway is 21 years. For 92 dead people.

I have nothing to add on this one. The insanity speaks for itself.

My prayers go out to the families of the fallen.

Norway Killings

Left Starts Early Blaming Conservatives

Really Weird Continuity Error In DiD Scene

2011-07-20T20:31:00.003-05:00

This bedspread smells wonderful!

Check out this little DiD clip. I downloaded it yesterday and on it's own, it's a nice enough little scene. Gag's kind of weak, but the girl is cute, hands and feet tied, and there's some decent struggling and hopping. Nothing particularly memorable, but certainly not bad.

Rescue boy needs to hurry! I have to pee!

Our heroine has been abducted by the bad guy, with the good guy in hot pursuit. She lies bound and gagged, waiting to be rescued or ravished, depending on who gets to her first. Only, she decides the hell with all this waiting, I'm outta here, and starts hopping towards the door.

No satellite TV? I am so out of here!

Funny, this gag used to be tighter...

Mmmph! Yes... like this!

Here's where the weird starts happening. As she's hopping, at the 1:31 mark, her gag changes. Not just changes from a detective to a cleave, or something like that, but as a totally different gag altogether. Different color and everything. Then, about two hops later, it changes right back to the black one from the beginning and stays that way. Cray-zee. I don't recall ever seeing that before. Not this bad, anyway. I can only assume the wrong gag part was some sort of rehearsal scene that somehow got mixed in. But why tie a gag on? And why the wrong one? And why so sloppily? (It's all but falling off as she's hopping)

Just odd is what it is.

By the way, I re-cut this from the one online, and took out the extraneous stuff, leaving the tied and gagged part. Here's the clip for you to view...

... and here's the clip for you to download.

This reminds me, someone emailed the other day and asked why I didn't just post my videos in Blogger like above. Well, several reasons. One, it's easier to download them. Two, it gives me a lot more control over my stuff. Three, and this is really the big one, it allows for the best quality. This clip for instance, is about 32mb. When I uploaded it to Blogger, they were kind enough to cut the size (And thus, the quality) by 3/4, down to 8mb. No thanks. I'll stick to MediaFire and MegaUpload.

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My Web Banner

2011-07-19T13:38:00.000-05:00

There are a few web sites out there that prefer site banners to text links, so I made one for here.

Anyone who wants or needs to use it is free to do so.

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Pelt Clip Reworked

2011-07-17T18:57:00.000-05:00

I look great, but this may not end well...

A few days ago, on Robs site and BP, Sudden Sam the Awesome One posted a DVD quality clip from the film PELT. The clip was great as usual, but it was also 450mb and had a lot of extraneous material in it. (Busty, cutie pie victim girl running around in a tight, low cut top and tight shorts; other victim girl locked in cage)

So, I re-cut the clip and just kept the part where the girl is tied to the table and gagged. Same quality, but now it's about 33mb.

For those who want the trimmed down, gag scene only, 33mb version, that's HERE.

For those who want the whole enchilada, this is Sam's uncut, complete 450mb version HERE.

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Battle Of The Babes: Selena vs Miley vs Hayden

2011-07-16T12:59:00.006-05:00

As I post this, my poll on Hottest Babe ends today, and I thought it would be fun to break it down and rank them in individual categories. I'm leaving Demi Lovato out because, as I expected, she's getting killed by the other three, who are basically neck and neck.

When a honey muffin like Demi gets trounced, you know the competition is strong as hell. I plan to give points for each spot (1 for first, 2 for second, etc...). In the end, the lowest point total should be the winner of the hottest babe competition.

Prettiest Face

1. Selena 2. Hayden 3. Miley
All of these ladies are gorgeous, but Selena takes the top spot because of those sensuous lips and overall beauty. Hayden's not far behind. Check her out in the film Bring It On: All Or Nothing (2006). She is awesome looking. Stunning. Miley used to have an issue with overexposed gums at times. She's grown out of that, but not quite enough to overtake the others.

Best Breasts

1. Miley 2. Hayden 3. Selena
None of these ladies is close to sporting Lindsey Lohan(Pre-skank)/Scarlett Johansson rackage, but in a battle of the B-cups (Miley might be a C-cup by now, but it's close), I believe Miley wins a tight one. Hayden definitely has some perky, fine little hooters. At some point in the future, Selena may well have the best set of all, but here and now, I don't think she's quite as filled out as she will be eventually.

Best Butt

1. Hayden 2. Miley 3. Selena
All of these ladies have outstandingly fine cabooses, but Hayden wins this one hands... errr... ass down. She simply has a perfect, tight tushie. Again, check her out in her Bring It On flick in those tiny little shorts. Arrrooouuuu! Woof! Woof!

Best Legs

1. Miley 2. Selena 3. Hayden
Miley has long been underrated in the gams department. The girl has some damn fine sticks, that cannot be denied. Selena takes second by a hair over Hayden, even though she's still hurt in this category by that "skinny" issue. Hayden loses a couple of needed points here because of her short stature.

Best Overall Body

1. Miley 2. Hayden 3. Selena
Both Miley and Hayden lose points because of gawddamn MF'ing tats, but they're relatively obscure at this point. Not long ago, Hayden would have won this one hands down, but it ain't 2006 anymore and that picture of Miley with the curves and abs pushed her over the top by a smidgen. Once again, Selena can't quite crack the top two just yet. Give it another year or three and she might dominate this competition.

Point totals:

Selena - 12 points
Hayden - 10 points
Miley - 8 points

And the winner is... Miley Cyrus

Wow. That's a surprise. As God is my witness, when I did this I had absolutely no idea who would win until I added up the points. I simply worked up the categories and started voting with my best thoughts on who ranked where in each individual test.

I'd like to hear everyone's honest thoughts and opinions.

I like this so much I'm going pull a first and post this in my personal forum area over at DVF as well.

Rango Clip - For Those Who Like Gagged Reptiles

2011-07-16T06:06:00.003-05:00

Gagged female? Yup, but it's still a lizard...

I'm sorry, I just can't get excited about the scene in Rango.

It's not that I hate animated scenes. I don't... not at all. I like those that feature "real" females, but I mean, come on people. This is a lizard.

Please take a DEEP breath Isla...

And even a lizard voiced by a sweet muffin like Isla Fisher is still a freakin' lizard for gosh sakes. And it's not even some reptile built like Jessica Rabbit. It's a bony-ass, skinny female lizard in a school marm's dress.

Meh.

The only reason I bothered clipping this at all is because (a) No one else seems to have gotten around to it yet, and (b) It was there.

Lost in the 50's tonight...

A word about this clip. The copy I had was a very high quality version. That's good. Unfortunately, it was a little too high quality. I found a flaw in MediaCope's cutting program in that it doesn't like 6-channel audio at all. That's bad, so I had to convert the entire flick to a different format with 2-channel sound in order to clip it. Unfortunately, (That word's coming up a lot in this article, huh? That's uh... unfortunate. Heh.) the version I converted the film to was a tad lower in quality than I intended. Long story, but I had to use my laptop to convert it with, and it took a loooong time with it's older dual core processor, rather than my i7 quad core screamer. So long, in fact, that for a scene I really don't care about anyway, I simply refuse to go through the process again.

So anyway, here's the clip. I hope it's not too crappy, but I'm sure Sudden Sam will have a uncompressed 1080P version out soon enough.

Download Rango clip HERE.

Rants, Raves, & Other Stuff For July, 2011

2011-07-14T06:52:00.013-05:00

So the other night I was watching the TV Show, Rookie Blue. I watch it for two reasons. One, Missy Peregrym and Charlotte Sullivan are quite the yummy pair, and two, I carry on in the hope that Missy will have a chance at a much longer version of her previous (And only, up to this point) gag scene.

Hey! Are you checking out my rack?

Of course, I'd love to see Charlotte get her first, as she's still a gag-virgin. Tell you what, if she keeps looking as good as she does here, I might just have to bump her up over Missy on my want list.

They look even better when I do this!


Here, check out my great cleavage!

But I have to tell you, this is one tough show to take. It's can be so ludicrous at times, and more than a little too PC for my tastes. The latest idiocy occurred in the last show, when Missy's character, who's a cop of course, is home alone when she hears a noise outside. She locates her sidearm (Smart) which is in one of those pointless gun lock boxes and unloaded.(Beyond stupid).

This is an absurd scenario. Meaning, the lock box. In this case, our girl heard the noise outside, while the lights were on, and she was wide awake. So, she had no problem locating the box, then unlocking it, and then loading a magazine. Also, she had plenty of time to do all of this.

But what if it's in the dead of night, pitch dark, and she was awakened by the sound of a 300 pound, axe-welding sex maniac serial killer busting in? Moreover, he was already halfway down the hall to her bedroom? Is there any chance anyone could wake up, startled, figure out what was happening, locate the lock box, unlock it, and load the weapon, all before Mr. rapist-murderer gets hold of your sweet ass?

Not a chance in hell, and suddenly you realize the most useless device in the world is an unloaded gun you can't get to in time. But by then, it's far too late, isn't it? Congratulations, you've just been raped and murdered, but the good news is, all the nutty gun control advocates out there salute you.

So that alone is stupid enough, but here's the kicker. She's a cop. Not some soccer mom with a bunch of kids at home, or some little old lady almost as scared of the gun as she would be of an attacker. She is (supposedly) a trained police officer. And this person keeps her sidearm in a locked box????? As I stated before, I know a lot of law enforcement personnel, personally, professionally, and in a few other online forums I frequent, and so I posed the question to a number of them. Would any cop really do that?

The answer I got was about what I expected; namely, a lot of derisive laughter at the ludicrous question. The wording was something like "Not no, but hell no", or "No way would any cop lock his or her weapon up like that at home".

But of course, this is network television, or liberal land as I like to call it, where common sense goes out the window in favor of being politically correct.

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Rant #2

Did you know the American women's soccer team won a "stunning" last second victory the other day? You didn't? Neither did I. In fact, I didn't even know they had played. But according to ESPN on their various daily sports shows (PTI, Mike & Mike, Rome, 1st & Ten, etc...), over and over, to the point of nauseating overkill, the "entire nation" was "captivated" by this "incredible" win. Well, I wasn't exactly "captivated". More like completely ambivalent. I mean, I always want American's to win at everything, but soccer, and even more so, women's soccer, is so far down on my list of sports I care about that it has to look up to see tiddlywinks.

But, was that just me? Was everyone else talking about this game? Once again, I ran my informal poll, asking various people, both women and men. About 20 total, give or take a few. Of all those people, only one had even heard about the game, and they hated soccer more than I did.

I suspect it only "captivated" those guys over at ESPN, and maybe some others in New York and LA, but in flyover country, it barely registered. I see this as just another lame attempt to cram soccer down the throats of Americans. Why some people so desperately want America to love soccer is beyond me. I suppose it's because the rest of the world loves it, and so we should as well. Silly nonsense.

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Rant #3

Over at Brian's Page, there's been a rash of moronic posts asking for information on the most inane of situational DiD scenes:

"Does anyone know of any scenes that have where a DiD is gagged but has stinky bad breath?

"Can anyone name some DiD scenes where the girl's fingernails are cut really short?"

"Are there are any DiD scenes where the female has one boob that's larger then the other? (One breast smaller than the other will work too)"

These are made up, but trust me when I say they're not any more asinine than the real ones posted there.

This nonsense has always gone on, but before it was always thankfully rare. Recently however, there's been a spate of halfwit posts like this.

Why not simply ignore it? I don't know. Some things just bug you, like people who make a turn without giving a signal. Might not effect me at all, but it still gives me the urge to whack them with a large stick at times.

I call on Brian to put a stop to this idiocy. Lord knows he's always calling this or that "off topic", and these kinds of daffy, puerile posts have no value at all.

Shouldn't that be the very essence of "off topic"?

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Rant #4

So I see where some Latino major league baseball players want to get together and boycott over Arizona's new Immigration Law. Well, they certainly have the right to do so, but my question would be why? I have read the entire law (Which is only a few pages. Not a big deal) and it seems very logical and easy to me. In fact, I would go a step or two past it, but all this law really does is require the local cops to obey the laws already on the books. And, if they detain anyone for another *legal* reason, to check with the feds to see if that person is here legally.

In other words, this "new" law will have absolutely no effect on you unless you are here illegally.

But you sure wouldn't know that by listening or reading the MSM. Good Lord no. According to them, this law is one small step above Nazism. Thankfully, there are some out there with enough common sense to say what it really means. You can read that here and here.

Anyway, since I assume all these MLB Latino's are here legally, I have to wonder, are they basically advocating illegal immigration? They won't ever say that, of course. They'll couch it as some form of protecting the rights of legal immigrants, but it would seem so.

On ESPN's 1st and 10 the other day, Skip Bayless and Rob Parker debated the law. Now, I have considered Bayless a spineless prick ever since he supposedly "outed" Troy Aikman as gay, a "fact" I'm sure all his past girlfriends, his wife of many years, and his three kids found rather curious, to say the least. But, that said, I have to admit the man comes up with a good one every now and then. His latest good one was to stand up for the Arizona law, which shocked me, as I fully expected the ESPN "debate" to be between someone utterly despising the law with a passion, and someone kind of on the fence, but basically not liking it.

Rob Parker, who is black, said that Skip could never understand, because he wasn't black, and therefore had never been stopped for no reason other than "driving while black".

My response to that is this: Despite being a smaller percentage of the population than whites, blacks and Hispanics commit a far higher percentage of violent crime than whites. That is simply a fact that every study supports, though they vary on the exact numbers.

It would stand to reason then, that those groups would be the first looked at when such a crime occurs or when looking to prevent such crimes from taking place. Is that racial profiling? Yes, but that's also the most logical way to go about it, just as "profiling" Arab-looking males is the best way to prevent another 9-11, because that's exactly who's been behind all these attacks. When there's an unidentified serial killer running around, I don't see any white males bitching about being "racially profiled". (Nor, by the way, do I see or hear any liberals or minority group leaders complaining about whites being profiled either.)

Many minorities want it both ways. They want their ethnicity acknowledged when it's advantageous for them, and they demand it be ignored when it might be any type of a burden.

Too bad, too sad. Can't have it both ways.

So my advice to Rob is, work on getting black people as a group to openly and aggressively campaign to stop crime in your ethnic group. Stop glamorizing gang bangers and thugs.

If that occurs and suddenly it's whites committing the majority of violent crime, the cops won't stop you. They'll be stopping me instead.

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Poll Stuff

I've been intrigued by the voting on my latest poll. It started off as I would have predicted, with Hayden Panettiere taking a big early lead, but quickly enough, Miley and Selena pulled up right there with her, and, as I write this, Selena has actually taken the lead.

That's really about the way I'm thinking right now, with the three girls neck and neck, basically. A year ago, I would have taken Hayden hands down in a split second, but recently, Selena has really moved up my list. And that photo I posted of Miley from that film she has coming out, with her taut abs, has me rethinking my ranking of her as well. Woof!

For me, I'd say it's a horse race and the winner depends on my mood that particular day.

Thus endeth my rants and thoughts of this day.

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New Clip & Film Review: CRAZY LIPS (2000)

2011-07-10T15:13:00.001-05:00

Oh no! He's going to rape me! Stop! Stop!

When it comes to Asian Category III classics, no one produced these seedy, violent, sexploitative flicks better or more often than Hong Kong did from the early 80's on through about 1997. But that doesn't mean others didn't put in a good effort now and then, nor does it mean the genre ran out after `97.

Oh no! He is definitely raping me! Help! Stop!

Even today, you will run across a good Cat III movie occasionally, from all over Asia, but the one I'm writing about today comes from Japan. The Japanese are certainly no strangers to horror films, but theirs tend to be about nasty, long haired, evil ghost girls and the like.

Oh no! He's... wait, why are my nipples aroused?

But, in 2000, they made a true, died-in-the-wool Cat III flick called Crazy Lips (Hakkyousuru kuchibiru). I have no idea what the title means or pertains to. Make no mistake, this film is crazy, but the "lips" part baffles me. May well be some sort of translation confusion.

Oh no, no don't stop raping me... don't stop... !

Anyway, this is one truly bizarre film. While it has many of the standard Cat III staples (Bloody murders, headless ghosts, rapes, strangely placed humor, sexy nude females, etc...) it also has several off-the-wall subplots, as well as the lead breaking into song (A Cat III first that I'm aware of), brother and sister incest, a kind of sci-fi/religion thing, intense martial arts fighting by people who should have no skills in that area, and a number of insanely oddball (Even for a Japanese flick) characters.

With all that, it adds up to a very entertaining 3/4 of a movie. Unfortunately, in the 4th quarter, the makers had to somehow tie all the mayhem and subplots together, and that's where the film goes off track. Rating this movie, I say the first three quarters get's an "A". The last quarter get's a "D".

Overall score: "B". Recommended.

In this DiD clip, there are these two psychics who are helping the main lead (Hitomi Miwa) to locate her brother and some missing girls. Hitomi's sister, a very cute babe named "Hijiri Natsukawa" (This is her only film listed at IMDB) is used by the family and the psychics as a means to start some kind of ceremony.

How do they start it? By raping the girl, naturally. She's held down by mom while the psychic's assistant rapes her. They gag her by stuffing a small towel into her mouth. This being an Asian Cat III, about halfway through the rape, our lass morphs from very non-consensual rape victim to very consensual rape participant. Afterwards, the girl goes from the psychic's biggest critic in the home to their biggest supporter.

I suppose the dude has some mad sex skills.

That's it for the clip, but later in the film Hitomi's character is bound upright (But not gagged, which is why I didn't clip it) and simultaneously double-raped by a dead guy in the front (Yep, that's what I said) and by the sister raper dude in the back portal, if you get my meaning. Later, when she wakes up, the people in the TV (Yep, that's what I said) comment that "Her butt must hurt".

Crude? You bet. Funny? You bet! Made me LOL.

Seriously, I would love to watch this film with some Feminazi type, just to see her reactions. This one is as non-pc as it gets.

Crazy Lips 2000 Clip

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Now That Selena Has Gotten Her DiD Cherry Popped, Will Miley Be Next?

2011-07-09T13:18:00.002-05:00

Fake! (The gag) The boobies are real.

On a purely technical basis, Miley Cyrus already has a couple of minor (Heavy emphasis on the word "minor") scenes. One a hinky dink online clip where she half-ass tapes her own mouth for a brief time, and the other where she's tied and gagged (Supposedly. You can't even tell it's Miley as her face is covered almost entirely) with a feather boa.

In my opinion, both of these instances royally suck stinky cheese, and should not in any way count as DiD scenes.

Christmas Present? This will do fine, thanks.

There is reason for hope, however, as she has a film coming out soon called "SO UNDERCOVER".

The plot is this: "A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority."

Well that seems like a perfectly logical plot to me. I'm sure the world is filled with teenage hotties who happen to be street-wise private investigators.

No? Look, it's a chance to see a very nicely filled-out-in-all-the-right-places Miley Cyrus potentially bound and gagged, so just go with it, okay? Now admittedly, this plot isn't quite on the level of say, "Miley is kidnapped and held hostage by a sexually deviant bondage fetishist." but it's not bad, and it certainly has more potential than the plot for Selena's Monte Carlo.

Here are a few more shots of Miley, just in case the one above didn't wet your appetite enough.

This Girl Has Some Fine Legs...


And The Rest Ain't Bad Either!

Retro Look Back - The Saga Of The Victims

2011-07-07T10:25:00.002-05:00

In the early 70's, comic books were incredibly popular, and, even more importantly, still relatively inexpensive.

They also had something called the "Comic Code Authority" that was on the front of every issue and performed the same task the Hayes Code did for films, making them "safe" for young children to view.

As a way to circumvent the code (But mainly as another way to make money. Thank God for unrestrained capitalism) several publishers began printing large format, B&W comic magazines. These were very risque for the time, featuring a lot of exposed (Most of it partially, but on rare occasions full frontal) female flesh, plenty of accelerated violence and gore, and even a curse word here and there. Tame for today, this was all heady stuff for a teenage or preteen kid of that era. Like me for example.

Warren Publishing (Vampirella) was the big dog in this format, but others quickly got in for a piece of the pie, even Marvel Comics (They did a B&W Punisher as well as some very good Conan stuff), including a company called Skywald Publishing.

Skywald had short life span, beginning at the end of 1970 and ceasing business at the beginning of `75. Basically, four years. They had a number of titles, mostly horror, like "Psycho" and "Nightmare", and some non-horror, like "Hell-Rider". Personally, I wasn't all that much for those kinds of mags. I mean, I got Vampirella because, well hell, I was a teenage boy. You know why I got that magazine.

The others? Not unless there was another reason to buy them. That reason suddenly came up one hot afternoon in the summer of `74 when I visited the local convenience store to buy an Icee (Big time item back then. Every kid drank `em. Great for giving yourself a "icee headache". Yeah, we were idiots.)

Wandering over to the magazine stand (Always good for checking out the latest detective mag covers!) there was SCREAM #8. Big whoop, I thought, but still looked through it.

Wha... wha... what? Hoo wee!

Two hot (really hot) babes bound and gagged!

You should have seen me trying to act all nonchalant as I purchased that mag, while inside I'm just about exploding. Taken in context with the time and my age, this find was akin to seeing a HD vid clip of Britney Spears (Circa 2000) strictly tied and cleave-gagged in a lengthy scene.

The story in question was called "The Saga Of The Victims". It featured a busty blonde named "Anne" and a hot black chick named "Josie". They're dressed in what was cutting edge fashion for that era, low cut tops, no bra's, mini-shirts, and boots. The girls are kidnapped one night and the saga begins as they're put in one dangerous situation after another, barely surviving, and then find themselves in the next peril.

In SCREAM #8, they're cast out in a calm sea floating along in a giant Pterodactyl nest (Uh, just go with it, okay?) when they see a ship, which they paddle over to and climb aboard. This is no modern vessel; instead it's a old sailing ship, which of course is manned by ghoulish, cutthroat pirates.

They bind and gag our spunky heroines and make them walk the plank that way. Why gag two female captives when you're out in the middle of an empty sea? My response is, why not? But who knows? I'm just glad they did.

The better question is, why immediately kill them rather than ravish the beauties right there on the spot?

Because this is a comic book. A mature comic magazine perhaps, but a comic nonetheless, and in 1974 comic babes did not have to suffer the indignity of rape. Death? Murder? Dismemberment? Oh yeah. For sure, no doubt. But rape? Well that's just wrong my friend!

Anne and Josie, both "mmphing" along the way, are driven out onto the plank for a certain doom. Not so fast, as a giant whirlpool suddenly springs up (Just go with it, okay?), throwing our damsels into the water and sinking the ship. Bound as they are, a nasty drowning seems inevitable, but amazingly, the babes are cast onto a large piece of the deck that's broken loose. What luck, huh? Still tied and gagged, Anne manages to cut her ropes on a conveniently placed sharp nail and free Josie. Incredibly, through all this, their tops, barely holding on as it is, manage to remain strategically in place, showing mucho cleavage, but not the slightest hint of nipple.

Crisis averted, for a few minutes anyway until a giant squid comes along and attacks. (Just go with it, okay?)

Sheesh, will these babes ever catch a real break?

The art, by "Suso" is excellent, with very realistic looking females. The rope-work is solid and the gags are very well done. Overall, just a great, great comic scene. One of the best of all time, IMO.

I managed to locate the complete "Saga" story, which originally ran for several issues and was never actually completed. Our victims "break" finally came when the magazine was cancelled abruptly at the end of `74.

You can download it here:

The Complete Saga Of The Victims

NOTE: This is a cbr file, which requires a reader to view properly. There are several free ones out there to choose from, but I strongly recommend COMICAL.

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An Apple A Day... Keeps Hottie Selena Gomez Quiet

2011-07-06T12:36:00.000-05:00

What do you mean, "All the guys love me this way"?

Offhand, I'd say it would take me, oh, maybe one-tenth of a second to come up with about fifty ways to better show sexy Selena in a bound and gagged DiD situation. Maybe less on a good day, but that said, this isn't the worst way to start a DiD career, y`know? Heck, she could be like the Hew, or Britney, or Xtina and give us nada-buttkiss for her entire hot period, or like Hayden Panettierre and tease us to death with oh-so-close stuff.

I mean, at least she's trying.

High marks for the effort, if not the execution.

I have to blame the director here. Selena seems to be a good enough sport about it, so it's his fault they're using a lame-o apple rather than a wonderfully tight, knotted cleave.

I also have to say a kind word about her shoes. Nice heels, babe! Good job! We need a lot more of this kind of footwear on our damsels.

Overall, I have to rate this scene a 2.75 on the Greyman DiD scale. Rather high for a fairly short apple gag scene, but hey, it's Selena Freakin' Gomez people.

And many thanks to SAM (The Awesome One) for some of these pics, as well as this early release video clip link, even if it is from a Russian TS grab.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4ORX0YGW

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Big Story Update!

2011-07-06T11:46:00.002-05:00

I had an extra long holiday weekend, and it was hot as nine hells outside, so you guys reap the benefits of me being a writin' fool during that period.

Not one, but two all-new chapters!

***Warning! Warning! These stories are for ADULTS ONLY!

Chapter one of an all new tale!

When bored young Jake sees something going on over at the abandoned factory near his home, he decides to check it out and discovers a group of captive females from town. The bad guys return and it's just the beginning of...

One Wild And Crazy Day

Download One Wild & Crazy Day Chapter 1

Then, stay here for CHAPTER 2 of

Hard Time In Crenshaw County

Download
Hard Time In Crenshaw County Chapter 2

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Independence Day

2011-07-04T14:42:00.001-05:00

Have a Happy & Safe 4th of July

And never forget those who fought and died for our freedom and Constitutional rights that some want to give away... or simply make go away.

Personally, I'm greedy when it comes to my rights and freedom. I want all of it, all the time.

God Bless America!

Gag `em Dano! OLTL Produces Fine DiD Scene For Summer

2011-07-03T06:12:00.005-05:00

I, for one, am really going to miss the Soaps when they finally go extinct. Though they don't produce at nearly the rate the did back in their heyday of the 80's and early 90's, they still come up with some darn good DiD material on occasion.

Witness the latest little episode from One Life To Live. Blonde cutie "Jessica" (Bree Williamson) is gagged with both a knotted cleave and a wraparound tape gag. That's impressive stuff. Is this show now secretly produced in Germany or something? Maybe they're auditioning for a spot on German TV next year.

I mean, a knotted cleave or a wraparound tape gag is rare enough for a soap, but both at the same time? I would have loved to be in that meeting or at the set when they told Bree how she was going to be gagged.

"Holie shitske guys, can't I just have a small, loose piece of duct tape over my mouth like they do on regular TV these days?"

"Nope, that's not realistic enough."

"But, a cleave-gag... excuse me, a knotted cleave gag... AND tape?"

"Not just tape, but wide black tape wrapped tightly around your head! Bwhahahahahaha!"

"I think you guys are getting too much into this whole kidnapping damsels and tying them up shi..ummppp!"

At least I don't have to learn many lines this week!


Uh, don't you think this gag is a little bit excessive?

"Please take my gag off! I promise I won't scream!"

"Remember, you promised not to scream..."

"I'm a girl, you idiot! Of course I'm gonna scream!

"You lied! Now I'm going to super triple gag you!"


"You look so hot tied up! Wanna have sex?"

Few things in life are perfect and that is true here as well. For me, it's pretty much all about the gag, but even I cringe at the utter stupidity of tying a damsel's hands in front like this.

Still, a very high quality scene. I give it a solid 3.75 on the Greyman 1-5 DiD scale, with 5 being the most ultimate scene ever, and 1 being barely worth noting. Slight deducts for the lame tying and the damsel babe herself, who, though admittedly cute, doesn't really fire my rockets, if you know what I mean.

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Can't Be Said Any Better Than This

2011-06-30T10:58:00.000-05:00

Awesome.

~ `Nuff said.

Germans: The Gag Experts

2011-06-25T21:01:00.005-05:00

Germans are known for a lot of things. Meticulous, but often excessive, engineering skills; Organizational abilities; Attention to detail; Overlong, drawn out names for things; Starting, and then losing, world wars; Strudel.

And, it appears, the gagging of females in their popular media.

Proof? Well, let's take a look at a typical scene of recent vintage. Usually duct tape, and usually so loose it barely stays on.

Why Even Bother?

I hate gags like this. They're barely better than no gag at all. And they're everywhere these days. To me, it's a sign of laziness on the part of the director and the actress. I'm not saying every scene has to be a tightly cinched knot gag with max stuffing (I wish!) along with a full hogtie and a knotted crotch rope, but why not take a little more time and effort and get it right so that it at least looks somewhat convincing?

Of course, this is what goes on in Hollywood these days, where 110 pound females beat up four or five well-trained men in hand to hand combat, as well as take punches that would deck a young Ali.*

*Sorry for the off topic rant, but I finally got around to watching SALT last night with Angelina Jolie. An absolutely impossible to watch piece of utter nonsense with Jolie playing a Soviet spy doing things that would give James Bond and Ethan Hunt heart attacks. American horror/action/adventure films have lately, with a few rare and notable exceptions, been complete and utter dreck.

Back to the point, if you're going to do a tape gag, here's some examples of how it should be done correctly.

Tape Gags Done Right

If for reason you can't put a wraparound tape gag on your fair damsel, at least have enough pride in your work to use one that actually appears to be adhered on properly.

And please actresses, don't try to tell us the tape hurts your face. I think if a seventy year old woman and a little kid can handle it, surely you 20 and 30 something hard bodies can stand a little discomfort.

Sadly, this is how most scenes go these days. But in Germany, the attention to detail that made the Germans such a pain in WWII sometimes shows up in their gagging of damsels.

Just take a look at some scenes from episodes of Hinter Gittern and Küstenwache.

There's some bad ass gagging going on here folks. The evildoers in these shows aren't fooling around. Dominic Wolfe and Jay Edwards themselves would be proud of these gags. We're talking really tight cleaves and some serious mouth stuffing.

Negatives? Well, none of these women would ever be mistaken for Hayden Panettiere or Jessica Alba, if you know what I mean. I have nothing but love and respect for MILF types, but how about putting some of that ultra gag know how on someone like say, Indiana Evans?

I want to offer my sincere thanks and appreciation to Sam and Rob's Damsels for some of these photos, as well as the video links below.

Küstenwache S01E03 - 'Fischernetz' (starring Lena Lessing):

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GDPMWCMJ

Küstenwache S03E09 - 'Auf Eigene Faust' (starring Katharina Abt):

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZU2KDNMS

Hinter Gittern – Der Frauenknast - S14E14; 'Die Cobra' (featuring Bettina Lohmeyer, Solveig August, Katy Karrenbauer)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZCK1YKZR

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How I Originally Became A Conservative/Libertarian

2011-06-23T19:14:00.001-05:00

I confess. I started out as a (Gasp!) democrat.

However, there's a large "but" in there. At that time I was in my mid-teens, which meant I actually knew next to nothing about virtually everything. My mind was almost exclusively focused on girls, cars, girls, sports, girls, sleeping, eating and, oh yeah, girls. Also, to be honest, I had no idea what being a democrat actually meant. I was a democrat for the simple reason that I was from the deep south and back then almost everyone down here voted democratic. My father, grandfather, uncles, everyone. The funny part was, had they actually attended the national democratic convention, they would have probably wound up in a fight with someone. Or everyone.

So, how did the transformation occur? (Note: The picture to the left has nothing to do with this article, but it got your attention, didn't it?) Initially, the credit must go to my high school Economics/Accounting teacher, Miss Wright. (That's not her name) Taking both Economics and Accounting I & II, I had her for two classes for two years. I'm no genius, but math has always come rather easily for me, and so I would tend to finish my work early, as did some others, and she would talk to us about things like politics. She didn't so much try to sway us on our thinking as she just asked a lot of questions about what we thought on various topics. When I would answer, she'd say, "That's what Republicans believe, not democrats". I really didn't know much, I was simply answering using the common sense God gave me.

To me, that's still the difference between the mind of a liberal and the mind of a conservative. It has little to do with "book learning" intelligence, but it has everything to do with common sense.

For the most part, Conservatives and Libertarians have it. Liberals do not.

So that got my political mind activated. With the 1980 presidential election coming up, as well as my first opportunity to vote, I decided I'd better learn some more about the differences between the parties. This being well before the Internet, I had limited sources to choose from, as well as limited ability to pinpoint and acquire the material. On television, there were big three news organizations and PBS, but for the most part that was nothing but left slanted propaganda. Newspapers, again for the most part, weren't much better. Often worse.

So, that left the library. Luckily, I was in a part of the country where conservative books weren't all but banned as they are now in certain places. I was even luckier still when the first book I found was Milton Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom. Originally published in 1962, this book turned me on to true conservatism and libertarianism. This man, simply put, was a genius, with his overriding principles being good common sense and a real understanding of what made/makes America great. A few years later, I watched his series on PBS (!) called Free To Choose.

I tell you, as much as I love conservatives like Ann Coulter and Rush, it's really Milton Friedman who I feel really stood for true conservatism/libertarianism. I can't strongly recommend enough getting his material. It will either really open up the true conservative/libertarian in you or it will finally confirm you're a liberal socialist.

Also around that time, I read Barry Goldwater's The Conscience of a Conservative and William F. Buckley's God and Man at Yale: The Superstitions of "Academic Freedom".

That was when I really began to understand that the MSM (MainStream Media) are mostly hard left liberal subversives and that everything they wrote or said had to be filtered through that prism. I had no issue with them being liberal, but I despised them constantly hawking how "unbiased" they were, when in fact they were anything but.

College was an eye opener too. Even in the deep south, left wing ideology permeates academia. I was constantly bombarded with liberal bullshit presented to me as undeniable (And thus supposedly undebatable) truth.

When the elections of 1980 rolled around, I had seen the light. I voted for Ronald Reagan and have never, ever, felt better about my vote. After that, my distrust of Hollywood and the MSM only deepened as I saw them call Reagan and other Conservatives every nasty name imaginable and accuse them of hating children, senior citizens, the poor, women, minorities, animals and trees. I saw them go on insane crusades to "rid" the world of "dangerous" things. Chemicals like DDT, which summarily caused (And is still causing) the deaths of thousands in undeveloped nations from diseases carried by mosquitoes.

The great Alar apple scare, started by 60 Minutes and Ed Bradley, sending many apple farmers into unnecessary bankruptcy and costing the American people almost 10 billion dollars as the government tried to compensate apple and grapefruit growers.

That was also about the time I started seriously distrusting scientists as a group. How many times have they warned us about some horrible thing that's supposed to destroy mankind/Earth/both sometime in the not-too-distant future? The so-called population explosion, which was supposed to kill millions by the year 2000 and literally destroy Great Britain, scares about running out of oil due to overuse, not enough food, unbreathable polluted air, not enough water, too much water, nuclear power, and of course, the current scientific boondoggle rage, global warming. Too hot? Global warming. Too cold? Global warming. Floods? Global warming. Droughts? Global warming. Utter bullshit? Global warming.

I won't even go into the original, still enforced today as a virtual religion among liberals, boondoggle: Darwinism.

I love science, but many scientists are left wing whackos that the MSM foist on us. They come up with these goofy ideas, mix in a little psuedo-science, and bang, suddenly we can no longer buy a toilet that actually flushes properly in some idiotic attempt to "conserve" water. Three quarters of the Earth is water, but we have to conserve it. Riiiiiight. Of course, we all know that flushing does not "destroy" water any more than billions of aquatic life forms urinating and defecating in ponds, lakes, and oceans "destroys" water.

To answer a question posed to me by "Ronny": My leanings as so far as conservative vs libertarian depend on the subject. True libertarianism and true conservatism are very close in overriding ideology, but they differ on a few key points. I'm a libertarian on most issues but, for instance, I just can't see the logic and benefits to legalizing drugs. I completely understand the idea of an adult having the right and freedom to ingest whatever they want. However, as long as my taxes have to pay for Mr. Druggies extra costs and my insurance goes up because of his drug usage, I'll have to pass on giving him free reign to load up on pot, cocaine, heroin or whatever.

Also, I feel our military involvement, at times, in foreign countries, is both necessary and understandable given the world situation. Many Libertarians tend to want us to stay out of such things completely.

So that's how I began as a conservative/libertarian. Over the years, my belief in that philosophy has done nothing but get stronger and stronger. I also know that most Americans believe more as I do than in liberal ideas, but credit where credit is due, the left is truly great at manipulating mass media. If not for talk radio and the Internet the would dominate everything.

But I keep the faith and try to do my small part in changing people's minds and hearts.

DiD Clip - The Bloody Escape 1975

2011-06-20T18:57:00.000-05:00

Our damsel in this standard Shaw Brothers kung fu flick is Shih Szu. She was a big time female martial arts star in the 70's, then pretty much retired in `81 at the tender age of 28.

In this one, Shih Szu (Who, to be fair, was a lot more cute than sexy hot) plays a young lady kidnapped by a gang who controls the town. The evil leader dude plans to have his way with her, but she's a bitin' fightin' wildcat and he has other things to do at the moment. A couple of the older ladies in town, ever helpful when it comes to raping teenage virgins, restrain our poor lass to keep her settled down until the boss can come by and rape her proper. Not only do they tightly bind and gag sweet Szu, they also watch over her until the big man is ready to do the nasty. When he arrives, they even tell him that he's a lucky man, because the "ones who bite and scratch" will become real sexual dynamos, ready and willing for anything, once he "breaks" her. Now here are a couple of females the NOW gang can be proud of!

Not so fast though, because one of the "good" bandits (Our hero) has come to rescue her from the villain. She despised this guy earlier in the film, but naturally once he's rescued her, she forgets all about that "hate" thing and is ready and willing to forget about that virgin stuff as well.

Nice little clip, I think. Very good quality.

THE BLOODY ESCAPE

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Finally! A Free, Easy To Use Clipping Program

2011-06-18T18:39:00.000-05:00

I think I've finally found a clipping program that I like. It has a logical, easy to understand process, it's quick, and, best of all, it's free. I give the creator of this application extremely high marks for making the program so well designed. It cuts out clips. It can join several of them together. It works with most formats. You can control the quality. Just about perfect.

It's called Media Cope. Let me tell you that you, or I, or anyone else can no longer have any excuses for not clipping scenes. If you can't use this program, you need to turn in your computer.

DiD Clip - Alive Or Die (2005) Thai Horror

2011-06-18T18:34:00.000-05:00

Alive or Die (2005) is a Thai horror flick with abortion as the general theme. To be honest, I didn't sit and watch the entire movie. Well, I did, but I fast forwarded through a good deal of it, so I can't honestly tell you if the film is ultimately pro or con on the subject. I can say that every other Asian film I've seen has been decidedly "pro", but hell, that's the case with American films as well for the most part, and we all know that more Americans than not are against killing babies for the sake of sexual convenience.

What I can tell you is that it's not a very good film. That's no big
surprise. With rare exception, (The Art Of The Devil films, parts 2 and 3, are great) the Thai's don't do horror particularly well.

Anyway, the plot is convoluted, but there's a spooky old hospital out in the middle of nowhere, (Is there any other kind?) a psycho abortion doctor, a dark and stormy night... you get the picture.

Anyway, here's the clip: Alive Or Die

BTW, if you do like really good horror films, I did watch a very excellent one recently. It's called DREAM HOME (2010), a Hong Kong horror/slasher staring Josie Ho. (If watch much Asian cinema, you'll know who that is.) I suppose you could call it a slasher, but it's really a lot more than that. (It would have to be for me to recommend it. I'm usually no fan of slasher flicks) It's not a perfect film, as there's some of the usual slasher movie bullshit (Normal girl suddenly becomes damn near superhuman ninja killing machine, convenient stupidity by the victims.) but it makes up for it with some great stuff otherwise.

The opening "kill" alone is worth watching. If it doesn't make you go "daaaaaammmmn" then you need some help. Be warned, this one is gory and mean, but it's not what I would call "torture porn". Be sure to get the uncut version.

New Scene New Clip - Norwegian Woods (2009)

2011-06-17T20:16:00.001-05:00

Norwegian Woods (2009) can best be described as a Korean black comedy horror slasher. The makers try to pull off the Cohen Brothers thing, but while the effort can be seen, it's just not a particularly good film. Not good as in not scary, not funny, and has plot holes you can drive a truck through. Still, it is somewhat bloody, and it's not the worst way to waste a couple of hours, and there is a nice little DiD scene in it.

The girl, who's name I cannot find, is in these woods with two of her buddies sniffing glue. One of the guys notices that she's not all that bad looking and begs for sex, but she's having none of it. He then tries to force her, but the other guy pulls him off long enough for her to bust him in the nads and run off. This is definitely not her day, as she runs smack dab into two guys trying to bury a body (Told you about the Cohen thing, right?). They grab her, tie and cleave-gag her with her own shirt, and proceed to dig another grave. The good news is, she doesn't get buried. The bad news is... well, I said this just wasn't her day right? I guess that's what you get for going into the woods with two morons to sniff freakin' glue. I thought no one did that stupid shit anymore.

The gag scene doesn't last all that long, darn it, but she does get away again, albeit with her hands still tied behind her, wearing just a bra. Not a bad little scene, all things considered.

I'm posting two clips, one high quality with just the gag scene, and another, slightly lesser quality, with all the DiD scenes.

Norwoods 1 (Gag Scene)

Norwoods (Complete)

Enjoy.

Ann Coulter Has A New Book!

2011-06-07T18:49:00.005-05:00

Oh happy day! Ann Coulter, my favorite non-fiction author, has a new book:

Demonic: How The Liberal Mob Is Endangering America.

Though we differ slightly on a few things (I consider myself more of a libertarian/conservative than a strict conservative), if I have to go into a (Verbal) war against a pack of angry liberals, there's no one I'd rather have by my side than Ann. If only other conservatives had the stones this skinny lady has. She not only rips liberals and liberalism to shreds, she does it with humor and the kind of deft writing I find inspiring.

Because she's so knowledgeable, because her books are so factually accurate (They have to be. Liberals literally pick them apart for the slightest of errors) because she takes no prisoners in her debates, and mostly, because she's just so damned effective, democrats abhor Coulter with a virulent hatred far beyond what they can gin up against real evil like Bin Laden or Stalin.

Here are some of my favorite (And by favorite, I mean sadly amusing) "We Hate Ann Coulter" sites:

Candye Kane Blogspot: why-i-hate-ann-coulter-and-you-should

Here's What's Left Blog: Oh my god, I hate Ann Coulter

Experience Groups: I Hate Ann Coulter

And, here's your typical liberal explaining just why she's so disliked by the left:

See, he hates Ann because she's "mean". And "rude". Ah, well I get it now. Mean and rude are liberal code for "I won't let you push me around and I utterly destroy you in debate".

We're not done yet though. Because she's "mean" and "a jerk", he want's her killed and "her bones ground up" and (Paraphrasing here) fed to the masses. (Something about Jesus was in there, but it made no sense in this context.)

Nope, nothing mean about that little statement is there?

The overriding theme you get from virtually all of this is they almost never argue (Effectively) against her facts, but against her, personally.

What defines an effective conservative? Look for the ones most despised by the left.

Here's an excerpt from her new book:

Civil Rights and the Mob: George Wallace, Bull Connor, Orval Faubus And Other Democrats - HUMAN EVENTS

I read a lot, and I know my enemy. I read as many liberal books as conservative, and visit almost as many liberal web sites (Especially when I need a good laugh. The Facebook scandal with Anthony Weiner, along with the left's and the MSM's (Same thing really) efforts to defend the little prick and discredit Andrew Breitbart, and their subsequent downfall, was and is hilarious.) as conservative, so when I say you should read Ann's books, I mean all of you should, not just the one's who agree with her like me.

I'm not interested in hearing how much you despise Ann because of her temperament, personality, looks, or other such minutia, but if you've actually read her stuff and want to talk about or debate a point, I would likely be game for that type of conversation.

New Story! Chapter 1 Posted

2011-06-05T19:29:00.001-05:00

With a fear of flying, an attractive, high powered attorney and her two sexy daughters are driving from San Diego to New Orleans for a multimillion dollar settlement negotiation. But their trip takes them through Crenshaw County and into the arms of a violent, demented man, Sheriff Mack Hill, and his perverted cohorts. Now held as bound and gagged prisoners on trumped up charges, the girls must use their wits, wiles, and will to live to survive doing...

Hard Time In Crenshaw County

In a spur of the moment, flash of inspiration type thing, I knocked this little start of a story out this weekend. However, I'm not really sure it has any "legs". Need some feedback here.

Hard Time In Crenshaw County Chapter 1

Brian's Page vs DiDVids Forum: Different Strokes...

2011-06-03T20:42:00.003-05:00

For a long time now, 14 great years and counting, Brian's Page (Or, BP as I like to abbreviate) has ruled the roost when it comes to DiD forums. Several others have come around and gone, but BP continues on.

But now there's a (relatively) new kid on the block. One that looks to have some staying power. DiDVids Forum, run by Anubis. I wanted to take a minute and look at the differences between the two, as well as their strengths and weaknesses.

Some of you may think this will be some sort of "hit" piece on BP, especially considering the recent flare up between myself and Brian, but you would be wrong.

First of all, this is not a competition. I want both sites to succeed and prosper, and all other web sites in our community as well. There's plenty of room for two DiD Forums/Discussion Pages. Hell, there's room for five for that matter. The more sites, of any type, the better for all of us, right?

Brian's Page

Pros: Steady and solid as a rock, BP has seemingly always been around. It was one of the very first sites I found when it arrived way back around `97. I don't know about the rest of you, but for me, my day almost always starts with a visit there. It's simply been an invaluable tool for finding scenes, be they popular or "holy grails". That time in service has led to an incredibly expansive database, and one that continues to grow. The video page is a personal favorite. You Tube links, links to HD clips, it's almost all there. Visiting BP is, above all, safe. There's no log-in to fuss with, rarely any spam, almost no flame wars, and the moderator keeps things tightly focused on relevant DiD topics.

Cons: Not having log-ins means people can skulk in and out anonymously, and means there's more spam than there would be if log-ins were required. You're extremely limited in what you can post and there's little or no wriggle room when it comes to formatting text. There's no preview feature, so you have to post something to see how it will appear on the page. With only one main discussion page, and that tight focus keeping things forever "on topic" for some, like myself, it often feels like a constricting python. The moderator will often come across as caustic and indignant if you make a mistake, small or not. You're allowed to argue, but right or wrong you're going to lose so it's often a moot point.

Bottom Line: Well run, secure, protected, and stable, BP is a bedrock site for our community. It would be a sad day indeed if Brian ever decided to close up shop. However, if you're looking for a place to spread your wings on a more varied group of topics, best to look elsewhere.

DiDVids Forum

Pros: A lot of freedom. There's an "Anything Goes" area where... anything goes. Post what you want, be it a slam, a rant, a joke, or whatever. No topic is disallowed... except for spam of course. But, even the regular discussion areas are very open to threads of all types and sorts. It might start out as a discussion on DiD scene and veer off into a debate on whether Coke is superior to Pepsi. (It is, BTW). A thread might be moved, but it's never deleted, and no one cuts off a discussion because it's not "on topic" or is "non-productive". Because you have to sign up and log in, there's a lot more control over your posts, including a preview. Also, no hit and run "anonymous" postings. You're accountable for what you put up there. There are some nice video threads as well, though at this point they're not up to the level of BP's video area.
This forum has been around for almost 3 years now, so while it hasn't had the life span of BP (What site's have?) it's been around long enough to see that it has some legs.

Cons: When you first arrive, come in with a thick skin. You'll be tested to see how you react. Post something remotely dumb and you'll get ripped, and these guys know how to flame, believe me. It's childish yes, but the good news is, if you stand your ground and indicate that's not your cup of tea, they'll leave you alone (Pretty much) before long. On the other hand, if flaming back and forth is your fun zone, then you're free to roll on. Just understand you'll be playing with the big dogs and they hunt in packs. Still, basically, you're treated as you treat others once the main guys get to know you a bit.
Even though there are log ins and previews, like BP, once you post something it's there unless a moderator deletes it. I wish they would change that.*

* Update: Anubis has made a change over at DVF that now allows a window of time to modify a post even after it's up.

Bottom Line: I see these two sites as a fascinating linear microcosm of the political debate in this country. On one side we have BP, where Brian (Big Brother government liberalism) watches over the site, offering controlled safety and security, but at the cost of having to do everything his way or the highway. On the other side, we have DVF, where you have a lot of freedom (Libertarianism) but not much of a secure zone or safety net.

Personally, I love the freedom. I can take care of myself and I don't need or want any "safety net". However, just as some people want the government to watch over many aspects of their lives, I understand this kind of forum may not be for everyone.

No matter what, I can't imagine a time when I would stop making BP a primary site I visit and post to regularly. It will always have it's place near or at the top. Still, I would like to invite everyone to stop by DVF and take a test drive. You may decide the forum there deserves a spot in your regular visitation spots.

Like our great nation, there's room enough for both sides.

Memorial Day

2011-05-29T19:55:00.000-05:00

There aren't too many holidays that really get to the ol' Greyman. Christmas? As a Christian and a sap for kids receiving gifts, absolutely. But Labor Day? Thanksgiving? New Year's Day? Ehh. To me, all those are mostly just football related time points. But Memorial Day, well, I really note and get inspired for this one. On this day, we honor our military. Those who fight and, especially, those who have died in service of our nation.

The United States military has never lost a war. American politicians and left wing media hacks like Walter Cronkite have screwed us up a couple of times, but left to their own devices, I have no doubt that our military would have made Vietnam and Korea singular, democratic nations. And yes, that extends to a couple of Republican Presidents as well. Bush elder royally screwed the pooch in `91. First, by getting the U.N. involved in the first place. 2nd by letting them tell us to stop before invading Iraq and killing off Saddam way back then. And 3rd by agreeing to stop and not telling the U.N. to go suck a duck.

All Americans should thank every military person they meet at every opportunity. Next to the Bible, the U.S. Constitution is greatest document ever written. (I always find it interesting that the framers of the constitution held that first document in such high regard and used it as a moral compass for the second, much to the eternal consternation of most liberals who invariably fight to have the Bible, and it's influences, removed from all government entities.) However, in hard reality, it's really just a piece of paper. Rights, as well as laws, mean little without the means and ability to fight for them, to back then up by force if necessary. because they're are always those looking to take those rights away. Our military makes sure our sovereignty it always protected from outside forces.

It can be a thankless task. One of my uncles returned from `Nam in 1969 after three tours. He flew in to California for a layover and saw another soldier get spit on, while he himself, a marine, was called a "MF'ing baby killer" and a "Nixon bitch". He always laughed at that one, because he was sent over there under Johnson, a democrat. Oh well.

That sort of thing doesn't seem to happen much anymore, but there are still those in this country who have a strong hatred for our soldiers, sailors and marines:

These people might as well be from Mars as far as I'm concerned. I'm serious. I am quite simply stunned so many Americans can act this way without being in a mental institution. As "Americans" they certainly have the right to say these things, but just because you have the right to say something doesn't mean it's the right thing to say. Also, do these idiots have any clue that our military fights to protect their right to act like fools and say stupid shit like this? Do they honestly believe Castro would allow them to protest like this? Or in China? I would love to send them to North Korea for an education on what real tyranny looks like.

Check that. I'd love to send them to North Korea period.

Anyway, I'm getting off my main topic. I just want to offer my deep and sincere admiration and thanks to all our military, wherever and whenever you may serve. Please know that they vast majority of America feels as I do. And to those who have lost their lives fighting for America, I pray that God has an especially wonderful place in heaven for your souls.

God Bless you.

Be safe.

Ungagables, A Few Rants, & Some Other Stuff

2011-05-25T18:28:00.005-05:00

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THE UNGAGABLES

The great news for us gag snobs is that a quick look at the careers of most cute actresses reveals that, statistically, if they're in the business long enough, they likely will receive a gag at some point sooner or later. Indeed, an attractive actress with a long and healthy career who never gets gagged is actually an aberration. If you remove those ladies who's choice of roles all but eliminates any real opportunity (Such as Meryl Streep, who basically does nothing but films with virtually no chance of a scene, like Silkwood and Sophie's Choice) you get an even higher percentage.

Therefore, while a Teri Hatcher type career, loaded with gag scenes from multiple sources, is sadly quite rare, thankfully, so to is a uber-babe like The Hew (Jennifer Love Hewitt) completely avoiding anything even remotely resembling a gag. Jen's had a long career both in the kind of films that have a decent statistical probability of DiD scenes as well as a long running TV series that should have been conducive to a gag scene, yet she's been, well... ungagable.

So, all you future actresses, just know this: We gag snobs may get you a little too early (Kaley Cuoco) and we might get you a little too late (Elizabeth Taylor), but most of the time, we will get you, my pretties.

Insert diabolical laugh here.

NBA Fines Players For Saying "Faggot"

Recently the NBA fined Kobe Bryant 100 grand for ripping an official and using the word "faggot". A couple of days ago they nailed another player 50 grand for blasting some asshole in the stands with the same insult. If the NBA wants to fine players and coaches for using profanity on the court, I have no problem with that as many kids are usually in the stands and can hear that stuff. But the league has no issue with you screaming fuck bombs to your hearts content. Whisper the word "faggot" though, and they nail you.

I have a problem with that. Why is one insult so much worse than another? Because it's offensive? Pardon me, but isn't that the freakin' point of an insult, to be offensive? What if a white player is called a "cracker" or "honkie" by a black player? Will they get fined? Not likely. The N-word? Well, I could argue that's the exception that makes the rule, but we know black players can fire that one off at will with no repercussions.

Supposedly, this was so bad because some basketball front office guy "came out" last week. So? And? More to the point, why do we even need to know that at all? Personally? I don't hate gays. I don't love gays. I... DON'T... CARE.

Live and let live is my moto, but if you try to force something on me, (You MUST love all things gay!) I'm going to react like I did when the media tried to "make" us love soccer or when Carter tried to shove the metric system on us. I'm going to revolt.

My issues with gays are their insistence on claiming special status as some put upon minority group as well as shoving their "gayness" in our faces and virtually demanding we like it.

Not going to happen.

Smoking Ban in NYC Parks Takes Effect

Let me clear: I don't smoke. Never have, never will. I think it's a disgusting, nasty, invasive habit and you have to be a real moron to be a puffer. It doesn't make you look "cool" it makes you look like an idiot.

That said, it just rubs my libertarian side the wrong way when smoking is banned outside in an area where people are free to come and go as they like. But even much worse, to me, are the bans on bars and restaurants allowing smoking. This one really goes against my grain because we're talking about a privately owned business. The very idea of the government telling me what I can do inside my business just bothers me to no end.

All you democrats/liberals/socialists out there who like the government "solving" your problems, this is the kind of thing you get. Slippery slope people.

Poll Results: Bin Laden's Death

The results were basically on point with what I thought they would be, other than the three who felt Bin Laden should have gotten his day in court. My opinion on that is, (a) If he wanted his day that badly, he should have surrendered a long time ago, and (b) When you come out on video saying all of 9-11 was your plan and that you were so happy at how well it worked, it makes a trail a moot point.

Philly Police Harass, Threaten to Shoot Man Legally Carrying Gun

One of the things I hear said by law enforcement (Real and actors) on TV and in the movies a lot is this line in one form or the other:

"Well, at least we've taken another gun/some more guns off the streets."

What utter, completely silly, nonsensical horse shit.

I really could care less how many guns are "off the streets". What I do care about is, how many people who use guns/knives/bats/hammers/whatever to commit crimes are "off the streets".

Remove the criminals. Leave our guns alone.

Two Asian Flicks Produce Scenes

2011-05-18T18:36:00.000-05:00

I recently came across these two films with full treatment scenes.

Kinatay (The Execution of P) 2009

Missing 44 2010

As a film, Kinatay, made in the Philippines, is mostly flat and tedious, at least for awhile, Then the girl is snatched and things pick up from there a bit as she's bound and tape-gagged with stuffing for a trip with some bad guys to a house away from the main city. After that, things definitely do not go well for the lady, so be warned. Shot with hand-held cameras. I usually like horror/action flicks but this one seemed utterly useless to me. Other than the bondage, of course, but even that I didn't care for much as she's thumped pretty good in the face before they bind her. Fairly long scenes though.

Missing 44 is a Japanese Pinku flick about four teenage girls who are abducted, and tortured. Lots of restraints, a couple of gag scenes.

I can handle some simple clipping but the scenes in these flicks are too spread out for me. What I did instead was to upload the films to Megaupload. I used HJSplit to break Kinatay into multiple parts.If you've never used it, HJSplit is a stupid-simple little freeware program that's 100% virus free.

Maybe someone with more skill than I can take a shot at clipping.

KINATAY Part 1

KINATAY Part 2

MISSING 44

Enjoy.

Obama Does The Right Thing For The Wrong Reasons

2011-05-13T19:52:00.004-05:00

First, I want to be completely, 100% crystal about this: I have absolutely no issues, problems, or moral dilemmas whatsoever about U.S. Forces waxing Bin Laden, whether he was armed, unarmed, on his knees begging for mercy, or making whoopee with one of his child brides.

That, however, according to Obama and his ACLU-lovin' sidekick Eric Holder, was not the proper way America was supposed to deal with terrorists.

Let’s try Terrorists in civilian court…Eric Holder’s idiocy Redux

Eric Holder: Terrorists and Osama Bin Laden Have Same Rights As Charles

Oops.

Nope, we were supposed to capture them alive, if at all possible, read them their rights like any other "normal" criminal, and give them their day in an American civilian court of law.

So, what happened? More to the point, where is the outrage and snide remarks from the left wing (An oxymoron, They're virtually all liberals) media?

Taking the second point first, unless Obama does something really crazy, like heaven forbid, stop an abortion, the media won't say a single bad thing about him, so forget that. It ain't happening. In their eyes, this guy is the closest thing they'll ever see to a living, breathing (Non-Christian, of course) Jesus.

Seems clear now that Bin laden wasn't armed, so the idea he couldn't be taken alive is lame. Even if he was, I think a team of SEALs could still take this crud alive if required.

But Obama didn't want that. With gas prices sky-rocketing, with unemployment holding at almost 9%, with his stimulus package nonsense hijinks imploding, he needed a win. And not a liberal kind of win, a middle class America, kind of win.

It's been done before you know. In an act so blatantly obvious everyone but a democrat saw right through it, Slick Willie (Clinton) bombed Iraq at the exact same time he was getting impeached.

I am not so naive as to believe that no Republican president has ever used the power of his office to deflect bad press away from him, but only liberals tend to use our military for such actions.

Go ahead and smoke Bin Laden boys. We'll read the next terrorist guy his rights.

Oh, those wacky libs and their vacillating morals.

It would make me laugh if wasn't so sad, but in reality, the laugh is all on us.

This `n That For May, 2011

2011-05-10T18:16:00.003-05:00

Just a few things here:

The Heels Have It.

In a vote that shocked, well, no one, it seems dastardly villains prefer their restrained damsels in heels by a overwhelming margin. Stilettos dominated 2nd place winner "bare feet" (51% to 21%). 3rd place was the upset, as it went to "other", beating out "socks" by a solid percentage. (11% to 5%). "Socks" in fact, finished in last place, losing out to even "don't care" (9%), meaning that less than one in ten of us could care less how our damsel's feet are attired. That number kind of surprised me.

The real shocker though, was "other". To be honest, I included "other" as real afterthought. I'm just amazed it got as many votes as it did. I'm not even sure what it means exactly. Sneakers? Other than that, I can't fathom what "other" could pertain to. If anyone voted "other" and meant something besides sneakers, please respond and let me know. Just curious here.

ABK IV

When I finish a story chapter, even though I do spell check and all of that, there are invariably mistakes. What I should do is put the finished product aside and let it sit undisturbed for a few days, then go back and read through it again. I always catch a lot of stuff that way, but I'm usually so behind getting it out, I just post it and go.

Anyway, I went back and re-read the chapter, and corrected a lot of things. Nothing major, nothing that will alter the story, but if you want, the link now goes to the fixed version.

Interesting tidbit, chapter one, which even I thought was a bit lacking in damsel activity, has been downloaded almost twice as much as chapter two, which is loaded with DiD action. I find that... odd.

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Just to be clear, I only post update notices at BP or elsewhere when I add new DiD related material. If it's of a political nature or something else, I just post it with no notices.

Question About Story Format...

Is everyone OK with my stories being posted in PDF format? I can also do XML, which is pretty much the same thing, only Microsoft's "version" of it. Why does MS feel the need to always create their own proprietary formats for everything? I might understand if they were usually better or more popular, but with rare exceptions, the exact opposite is true.

If you use Adobe Reader, congratulations, you have one of the world's most bloated and needlessly pain-in-the-ass constantly updating PDF readers. I highly recommend uninstalling Adobe Reader and downloading/installing Foxit Reader. It's freeware like AR, does everything AR does at a fraction of the size and it's MUCH less intrusive. It's under 8mb's compared to AR, which is at least 41mb. Also, Foxit updates are much less often, and a fraction of the size once again. Foxit also has plugins for IE and Firefox. It's so superior, it's not even funny.

ENDURE

Endure is a great DiD film isn't it? I mean, hard to pick on a movie that has it's heroine literally bound and gagged for the entire film. Not only that, but in a real change from recent horror fare, (Spoiler Alert!) our damsel didn't get hacked up into a bloody mess, or have the living shit beaten out of her, or killed off at the end. Nice. She was kidnapped, placed out of the way bound and fairly tightly gagged, and rescued alive and relatively unharmed at the end.

That's how it's supposed to happen, Hollywood people! Live it. Learn it.

Nitpicks: I have a couple. That cleave-gag, while decently tight, literally kept Clare Kramer almost totally silent. That's ridiculous, and looked that way on screen. Would've been a much better scene with some realistic mmph'ing going on.

Watched Endure this past weekend with my girlfriend (Who knows my ummm... leanings... in this area) and another couple who don't. When the part came up where the hunting dog finds her, my GF commented to the group about how Clare was unable to make any real sounds thru that gag. The other girl (Decently cute, but laughs really freakin' loud! Loudest laugh I have ever heard, man or woman.) agreed and said that she would be screaming her head off, gag or no gag. Her boyfriend said the thing to use was tape. I just sat there fighting the urge to go get some duct tape and play "Bondage Mythbusters". Let's test that theory, shall we?

My GF laughed at me. I made her "pay" for my discomfort later on, believe me.

Second nitpick: Wouldn't it have been great to have Clare doing a voice-over during her captivity? I think that would have been awesome, myself.

DiD MOVIE ALERT - Red, White And Blue (2010)

2011-05-08T21:36:00.002-05:00

Red, White And Blue (2010) is sort of a thriller with some horror overtones. It's nasty, bleak, and mean, and not in a good way.

It's one redeeming quality is that it features not one, not two, but three bound and gagged damsels. That's the good news. Bad news is, they are not treated kindly, and one of them is quite young, around 12-14, I'm guessing.

You can find it at several torrent sites for quick download.

Someone with better clipping skills than I will need to handle that aspect of it.

ACLU Ploy Would Force Hospitals to Perform Abortions - HUMAN EVENTS

2011-05-04T19:02:00.001-05:00

ACLU Ploy Would Force Hospitals to Perform Abortions - HUMAN EVENTS

Yet another reason I despise the ACLU.

Bin Laden Bites It

2011-05-02T17:03:00.001-05:00

Looked Like It Really Hurt. Good.

Rest hard in the darkest level of hell you evil, cowardly, child-murdering, rat fuck piece of shit.

Did I get my feelings across here?

Not much to say on this other than I wish it would have happened a long time ago. Looked painful and I'm glad. They supposedly fed him to the fishes and I have no problem with that.

To those who say this might bring on retaliation? Well, it's not like these putrid scum need a reason to hit us again. And, what were we supposed to do... let him go? No way under any circumstances.

Read one guy who said we were no better because we dropped atomic bombs on Japan in WWII. All kinds of problems with that analogy. First of all, Japan attacked us first. Second, they had totally lost the war by that time, yet planned to fight to the death by arming every man, woman, and child. Dropping those bombs actually saved not only American lives but millions of Japanese as well. To conquer Japan with an invasion would have cost America at least one million more military personnel, extended the war another year, and far, far, more Japanese civilians would have perished than did.

One more benefit: The rest of the world saw what a nuke could do and that almost certainly made the Soviets and the rest of us think twice before hitting the button to start WW III.

America has certainly killed civilians in war, but those deaths were either accidental or caused by the enemy using their own people as shields against our attacks. We have never, with forethought and malice, purposely targeted civilians with the intent of killing them knowing there's little or no military value in those assaults.

Bin Laden knew damn well even if his plan had succeeded completely that America would not fall or even be harmed in any real strategic manner. Just some money and a lot of dead civilians.

Awesome kudos to our great military personnel and especially the Navy SEALs.

The fight goes on, but this round goes to Uncle Sam.

Trip Down Memory Lane With... Victoria Principal

2011-05-01T19:04:00.002-05:00

Back in the mid-70's and early 80's, there was no shortage of hot babes to choose from, including Loni Anderson, Lynda Carter, Farrah, and several others, but, gun-to-my-head, I'd have been hard pressed to name one sexier and more babe-a-licious than Victoria Principal.

She was always near the top of my wanna-see-her-gagged list.

Alas, Dallas couldn't pull it off, despite a few story lines that leaned in that direction, but after the show ended, Victoria started doing a lot of TV films. Films that today would be for Lifetime Network.

Anyway, on November 26th, 1989, along came BLIND WITNESS and the wait for Vicky was over.

Hate The Short Hair, But Better For Wraparound Gagging

It wasn't her early Dallas days and Victoria wasn't quite the babe she'd been before, but at 39, she was definitely still holding strong.

Now, I'll be honest, tape-gags, as a rule, are not my favorites. Generally, I prefer cleaves or, even better yet, knotted cleaves. Those &^%_*@#$ barely-stuck-on duct tape gags are, along with stuff gags, the bane of my gag-snob existence.


Mmph! This tape is really tight guys! Guys? Oh come on! Not again!

But that's NOT what we got here thankfully. In a real shocker for me, Vicky, obviously a real trooper, allowed herself to be gagged with a tight wraparound tape gag.

I'm sure it's not real, but it sure looks real, doesn't is? Man, if all tape gags were this good, I might change my allegiance! (Nah, not really)

The blind thing bothered me a bit, `cause I love the way an actress uses her eyes when unable to speak, and it was a little too dark, but overall it was a pretty awesome scene.

The main thing I've always wondered is, how the hell did she get free? Her husband is dead, she's not only blind, but trussed up tight and well gagged. Did she wander over to a neighbor? Call 911 and use Morse code? Wish they'd shown that in the film!

For anyone who hasn't seen this, or has only a crappy copy, here's a very nice quality clip that I got from... somewhere. If anyone recognizes their clip work, please let me know and I'll give credit where it is due.

BLIND WITNESS CLIP

End Note: Poor Victoria. So incredibly beautiful when she was young, our damsel did not age well at all. Maybe it was the use of the skin care products she hawked on TV for years, but more probably it looks like she ran into the same plastic surgeon who mutilated Meg Ryan.

I'd post a pic, but it would just ruin it for everyone.

Trust me, it's bad.

ABK IV: Project F.A.R.R. Chapter 2

2011-04-27T20:04:00.003-05:00

Chapter 2 is here. Hope everyone enjoys. This one long darn chapter, but don't expect something like this every time, OK?

ABK IV PROJECT F.A.R.R CHAPTER 2

Zatanna - Bound and Gagged...Again

2011-04-26T22:04:00.002-05:00

Isn't the superhero world a better and much more interesting place with ladies like Zatanna, Mary Marvel, and Back Canary in it?

They must wake up every morning thinking, "So what dastardly villain is going to gag me today?"

You gotta love super-heroines. Unlike their male counterparts, who basically just have to worry about helping the helpless and avoid getting killed, (Or at least staying popular enough to miraculously return from the dead occasionally) female super-heroines have to look great as well. Not just good... great.

You can't be a nice-looking "seven" and be a female super. Nope, you have to be at least a strong eight... on a bad day... and well into nine-plus territory otherwise. Then, there's the possibility of getting raped, but that seems to be a very rare occurrence in super-hero world.

You can kill them and mutilate them, but doooon't dare touch `em in a naughty way!

Getting captured or kidnapped is perfectly acceptable however. And, while any and all female supers are liable to get the full treatment, the big three "voice-powered" heroine's definitely spend an inordinate amount of time wearing gags.

Poor Mary Batson must have nightmares about gags considering how many times she's had her mouth silenced.

(Question: Why doesn't she just stay in Mary Marvel mode?) I mean, why not?

Zatanna though, is my favorite. She dresses in the far most provocative outfit of the trio, and while she's always having her mouth gagged in some manner, she seems to be OK with that problem.

Zatanna is gagged not once but twice in Power Girl #23. It's kind of a lame-o super-small tape gag, but hey, it's a gag and that's the main thing.

You can download the entire comic here. You'll need a comic reader like Comical to view it properly.

Adventures At Brian's Page: Arbitrary Moderator Rulings

2011-04-22T19:32:00.001-05:00

Moderator At Brian's Page

The story:

A couple of days ago Brian K posted about a "possible" scene in a movie he saw the trailer for online. I went over and looked at the trailer, and frankly didn't see anything that would leave me to think this film had a DiD scene. It struck me as funny, so I bopped back over and told him that I didn't see anything, and then asked what he saw that led him to pick that film out over so many others.

Knowing that there are some ridiculously thin-skinned people on that page who can turn the slightest remark into WWIII, and/or pick a fight over virtually anything, (Not Brian K that I know of, but why take chances?) I went out of my way to be as lighthearted and jovial as possible so as not to offend anyone. I was IN NO WAY picking at Brian K, or his post. I guess I was having a little amusement with his selection process, but it seemed like a fair question, and I really honestly wanted to know why that film was listed.

Now, it turned out the film apparently does have a scene, at least technically speaking, so all congrats to BK for his psychic DiD detection ability. (If you can reliably tune that to gag scenes, lemme know) Frankly, a gal in cuffs alone is pretty lame, IMO. "No gag, no care" y'know, but that's not the point here at all. And, that clip wasn't the one he posted the link to.

The point is, all was fine until the Moderator gets involved and shuts things down. Even THAT was fine, although I still would have asked why, out of curiosity if nothing else. I mean, sometimes I post things that I'm not sure broke his rules or not, but in this case, I wasn't even considering that possibility, so this one kind of threw me.

But where he got me going was this little add-on diddy:

"Refrain from the urge to moderate the page for me."

I went back and re-read my posts half a dozen times trying to see what he saw that could be construed as any possible attempt to do this and came up with nothing. Then, I had a several people come to my defense, which is kind of unusual. (The number of supporters, not the defense.) Which, as usual, led to a coupe of others taking the Mod's side, and which is why I brought this over here. Too many cooks... blah blah.

I asked for a detailed explanation for his ruling and basically got told to suck it. As the Mod usually loves to tell someone exactly why they broke one or more of his seemingly endless list of rules, I saw this as curious to say the least. And telling as well. Perhaps the explanation is, there is no explanation, but to get the moderator to admit an error is like getting... well, he just ain't gonna do it, OK?

Which is, of course, his purview, as it's his page. That however, does not make it right.

While it's true anyone can theoretically read anything into anything (SCOTUS has proven that far too many times. Many of us are still looking in the Constitution for the right to tax personal income and the right to kill preborn humans. No luck on that, BTW.) when you go off the reservation that far, there's usually some predisposition to find something, anything to justify an act or process you want carried out.

In this case, I feel he played the "trying to moderate my page" card, and then used the weak and silly "Because I said so" defense to avoid having to justify or even explain his arbitrary actions.

This raises an interesting dichotomy. Is all this tight control really necessary? Brian claims it is, but recently I've begun to visit Anubis' forum over at DIDVIDS. They've been around for 2-3 years now, and despite far more casual rules even in their non-AG areas, the place has not fallen into chaos and anarchy at all. Perhaps over at BP, Brian could have the Moderator ease up a bit and let's just see what happens?

Now, Brian K, I STILL would love to know how/why you select these "possibles" for DiD scenes if there's really nothing in the trailer to indicate a scene.

Teachers' Mumia Abu-Jamal Resolution Out of Sync Morally and Historically - HUMAN EVENTS

2011-04-19T06:12:00.002-05:00

Teachers' Mumia Abu-Jamal Resolution Out of Sync Morally and Historically - HUMAN EVENTS

For many on the left, being a " progressive activist" (RE: Radical left-wing nut) and a cop-killer makes you a martyr and some kind of a hero. It's acts like this that make me feel a lot of liberals are from some other planet.

What normal person can support this kind of lunacy? If any of you do, I'd really like to hear your reasoning.


`Nuff Said

The New Number One

2011-04-17T13:11:00.001-05:00

GEMMA ATKINSON

Over the years, there have been several ladies who've held the cherished title of "Current Celeb Babe I Want Really Really Bad". (OK, cherished by me. Them... ehhh, probably not so much.)

The list has included Raquel Welch, Dawn Wells, Loni Anderson, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and, until now, the reigning champ, Hayden Panettiere.

Then I saw the picture above, and well, it spoke to me.

Actually, it spoke to me in stereo.

Two large, perfect breasts... stereo... get it? Bwhahahaha!

Ahem... *

Anyway, there are great pictures, and then there are those that approach perfection. The picture of Gemma does just that. I mean, wow. It's just a perfect picture of an absolutely perfect female. Yeah, I know it was done by a professional photographer, under perfect lighting, and it might have even been touched up a bit, but you know what? I don't care. What photo shoot pics haven't been retouched and professionally shot and edited? She is awesome.

The Brits put up a hell of a fight against overwhelming odds against the Nazis in WWII. I'm telling you, if the English military had some photos of Gemma to inspire them, they would've told us and the ruskies to get the hell out of the way and then proceeded to kick the living shit out of Hitler's 3rd Reich all by themselves.

Gemma Aterton is no dog by any means, but it's THIS Gemma I want to see bound and gagged under my Christmas tree.

Here are a few more photos of Gemma, in case the one above failed to rock your world. (In which case, you should really think about seeking help)

BTW, here's another British chippie moving up into my top five with lightning speed. Her name is Francoise Boufhal. Her name sounds totally french to me, but apparently, she's 100% English. I'm sure this petite cutie with the massive rack will weigh 200 pounds a decade or so into the future, but right now she is a mega-muffin. I'm American all the way and I dislike most things European, but these honeys have me wanting to cross the Atlantic today.

How To Know You're In "Liberal TV World"

2011-04-14T18:43:00.001-05:00

I was watching TV last night and it occurred to me how so many TV series, especially sitcoms, have all these little things that appear normal, but have very little connection to real life.

I call it, "Liberal World", and here are the things to look for to let you know you're in that realm.

You Know You're In Liberal World When All The "Good" People:

Drive a Prius.
Never use plastic bags at the grocers.
Love New York City.
Even regular guys, have openly gay buds.
Accept "global warming" as an absolute, undisputed, fact.
Virtually never own a gun, unless they're a cop, and then it's only reluctantly.
Regular guys allow other guys to hug and kiss them.
Used lots of drugs and had lots of sex as a teen and/or in college.
Have nothing bad to say about high taxes, or abortion.
Regular guys/husbands are wimpy idiots who can't fix anything, and are scared of everything, while the gals are all intelligent, stunning babes who are always right, and can do anything a man can do, better than they can.

I'm sure they're are other signs, but a few of these and you'll know you're in dunn duh duuuuhhhhh.... Liberal TV World.

New Story! Or, Yeah, I'm Finally Writing Again

2011-04-11T17:29:00.001-05:00

TALES OF ABK RETURN

After a long, long, loooooooong absence, I finally managed to sync up the mood to write and enough time to do so. Hopefully I can keep this one going for awhile, but no promises.

This is ABK IV, and while I might have a couple of old characters still hanging around, most are all new. Of course, as always, I include visual references to my damsels in distress.

Hope you all enjoy. Comments are welcome.

ABK IV: Project F.A.R.R. Chapter 1

Bored Now: If I Was Stuck On A Desert Island...

2010-05-10T07:24:00.001-05:00

Now that college basketball and the NFL draft is over, I'm in my annual "Omygawd, when will football get here... aauuughh!!" Sunday doldrums, and so I was bored to death yesterday afternoon.

I sat down and watched "FUZZ", an average-to-ok Burt Reynolds cop flick from the early 70's. No, nothing DiD-wise there, but Raquel Welch was in it, and I started thinking who I've ever seen that tops Raquel in her prime. Actually, even past her prime, Welch was damn strong.

She would be my first choice. I mean, what's there not to love? Beautiful face, full lips, great hair, naturally large-but-not-too-large breasts, and an awesome figure. And NO TATS! Yay!

So, if you were going to be stuck on a desert island for, say, 10 years, who would you want with you?

This is based strictly on looks (My understanding is that Raquel was a bit of a diva-bitch in real life.) and obviously the words "in her prime" are key.

And JUST PICK ONE. No lists please. We get into that and it's a zoo.

2 New Asian Clips

2010-04-24T06:52:00.002-05:00

Couple of new vid clips for you guys:

First one is called "Kidnapping Granny" a Korean comedy about several idiots uh, kidnapping a grandmother. The good news is that it's not old granny who get's tied up, it's her moderately cute granddaughter who kicks up a fuss during the nab and winds up bound and gagged. Unfortunately she's blindfolded as well, which is a turnoff to me, but what can ya do? Anyway, I can't verify who plays the gagged chickie yet, but anyone with that info please let me know.

The 2nd clip is from a 1968 Japanese B&W called Female Demon Ohyaku and stars Junko Miyazono as our heroine who get's kidnapped, bound, cleave-gagged, and raped. Asians are big on rape. If you're a decent-looking babe and you get abducted by some bad guys, hell, often even by good guys, you might as well get ready, `cause you're gonna get raped. American flicks usually avoid showing that at all costs. You can brutalize and torture a girl beyond measure, but don't you dare insert your dick without permission.

Go figure.

Anyway, later on she gets tortured along with her beau, who she get's to see beheaded. Naturally, she goes all psycho-vengeance babe from that point, and it's actually a pretty good flick if you like that sort of thing. (I do, if it's done well.)

Here are the clips:

Kidnapping Granny Clip

Female Demon Ohyaku Clip

BTW, not fishing for compliments, but I've never been much of a clipper and I wouldn't mind a little more feedback on these clips I'm posting. I mean, are they great, just ok, ehh whatever, or do they royally suck? Should I be doing something differently? I'm speaking about the subject matter as well as the technical aspects.

Oolong Blast

2010-04-16T17:46:00.002-05:00

Here's a clip from a Taiwan CAT III flick I just got. I can't locate any other details on it at this time, like who the heck the actress is.

There are no English subs either, so I'm guessing as to plot, but best I can tell two bumbling goofs have kidnapped the chickie in order to get money from her dad.

Nice "mmphing" with some cool eye-rolling.

http://www.mediafire.com/Oolong Blast Clip

Sportkill 2007

2010-04-16T06:02:00.000-05:00

I am constantly amazed at the stuff I find almost literally out of nowhere. Hooked up over at Cinemageddon, ostensibly to find a few more HK CAT III gems, and came across this little diddy.

There's some putz stuff around, but otherwise this flick is filled with scenes of bound and gagged females. Problem is, for clippers anyway, is that they're scattered throughout the film with lots of quick cutaways. The tape gag stuff, IMO, is kinda "eeehh whatever" (Not tight enough) but the bit-gag scene is top notch. Warning, there's no small amount of gruesome nastiness going on.

Here are some picks:

Newlywed Hell (1975) - Vid Clip

2010-04-02T07:00:00.000-05:00

Newlywed Hell (1975) a.k.a. Niizuma Jigoku a.k.a. New Wife's Hell

Found this flick on an Asian film torrent site I visit. It's wasn't the normal action/horror CAT III stuff I normally go after but I took a shot and it paid off.

Basically, this flick is a poor man's Flower and Snake. It didn't have English subs so I'm sort of guessing as to the plot, but it seems that "Sheru" (Terumi Azuma, who according to IMDB was 19 at the time.) get's hitched to a guy who prefers his wives to be tied up most of the time. In fact, this poor girl can't seem to go anywhere without some guy trying to strip/rape/bind her. The good news is, even though she fight's it, she obviously kinda likes it, y'know?

Anyway, the movie is packed with scenes of all that great Japanese ropework, which is good, but Vince is all about the gag and unfortunately, there's only one gag scene, which I managed to clip.

Here is is, enjoy.

Newlywed Hell Vid Clip

Obomacare Passed... Yaaaayyy!

2010-03-22T06:30:00.006-05:00

No, really. I'm serious. "Sasha" asked me what I thought now, and, after a few seconds of initial disappointment, I'm rather pleased.

Why? Several reasons:

Lot of congressional dems sold their souls (Figure of speech. Most politicians, and damn sure virtually all liberals, sold their souls long ago. That's assuming of course, that they believe in the whole soul thing anyway. Lots of atheists and agnostics in that bunch.) and voted for this monstrosity, and you can bet the house many of them will pay the price come next election day. I giddily await the slaughter.

To get Obomacare passed, the Prez had to outright bribe, cheat, and lie, and this bill, which supposedly "the American people wanted" was so unpopular, it had to be voted in on a Sunday. That's just sad.

States are lining up to sue the Federal government over the bill, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Oh well, at least the lawyers will get lots of work and taxpayer dollars out of this.

As more details emerge, this will absolutely energize the non-liberals in this country like nothing much has since probably `94, and more likely like `80.

Yes Sasha, we "r-wingers" (Not sure exactly what that is. I'm a conservative, but I'll stipulate to that label for now) liked NOTHING in this bill, and therefore, yes, we "had to make a stand". You see, this bill goes against several of our core beliefs, the primary one here being "Less government is better government".

"We couldn't have done it without your half-truths, omissions and total lies to stir up the old white people stuck in the 50's."

I guess that exempts me, because, though I'm white (Uh, aren't YOU white? I'll leave the age thing alone, you being female and all.) I wasn't around for the `50's. Little Vince did not enter this world until the wacky `60s. And, the last time I checked, a heck of a lot of yellow, black, and various shades of brown people work for living as well, and really, really, don't like paying a bunch of taxes, much less even more taxes for a program that won't even start for 4 years, assuming it ever does, which it won't.

As for omission and half-truths, I suggest you visit this site and read carefully:

http://www.obamacaretruth.org/

Frankly darlin, even if I supported this nonsense, the manner and means required to get it passed would leave a bad taste in my mouth.

But hey, enjoy your little victory for now. It's just a battle, not the war.

Wild About HK Cat III's Part 1

2010-03-01T18:48:00.001-06:00

They're hard as hell to find in most cases.
When you do, the visual quality is usually less than average... at best.
The English subtitles, if even available, are often laughably translated.
The most recent of them are over 10 years old.

And yet, I can't get enough of these gems.

Recently, I have become a total addict for HK (As in Hong Kong)"Cat III" movies. "Cat III" is the Asian version of our NC-17... sort of. Depends on whether your talking sex or violence. Sex-wise, well... let's put it this way, a tame, a very tame, Skinamax flick would easily garner a Cat III rating. I'm not kidding. It's that restrictive, so if you see a Cat III-rated flick and it's just a sex romp, prepare to be underwhelmed. You have been warned.

Violence-wise though, we are at the polar opposite end of the spectrum. Many of these movies are intensely violent, and often go into areas that even the harshest American films generally consider off limits and taboo. Politically Correct BS such as rape and child brutality.

Let's start with rape. I find it beyond ironic, as well as ridiculous, that in American films you can and will see women get harshly brutalized, savagely killed, and/or tortured to the extreme, on screen, but almost never will you see a female raped on screen. In the rare cases you do, it's usually presented as some Lifetime channel, super serious, can-this-woman-ever-possibly-recover-without-therapy plot device.

Asian film makers usually treat it as just another mundane criminal act, many times in a humorous vein!

Now understand, I'm not downplaying rape as an intensely violent act, nor am I necessarily advocating it as a plot device. But let's be realistic here, even psycho killer dudes are still guys, and guys, well, they do love the `tang, right?

Even granting the occasional uber-nut who's all about the blood-n-guts and not the muffin, how realistic is it that in virtually all slasher/torture films, nubile hotties are systematically slaughtered and/or tortured, but never sexually assaulted?

That's no issue in HK Cat III's. If you're a babe in one of these movies, it's just about a given you are going to be sexually assaulted, or at least, attempted sexual assault. Yes, there's still bloody murder and mayhem, but rape is simply a significant part of the process, which if quite logical if you think about it.

The other part is the violence against kids. At first this stuff threw even me a curve, because I just wasn't used to seeing such things on screen. It's not as common as sexual assault, thanks goodness, but it's there enough to make you go "whoa!" a few times. Films like "The Untold Story (1993)", "The Underground Banker (1993)", and "Run and Kill (1993)" (Man, that was a bad year for kids in HK Cat III's wasn't it?) pull no punches. I mean, none.

But, harsh as it is, non-PC material like that is part of what makes these flicks so cool. They'll go anywhere, anytime. And, if all that doesn't throw you off, then keep an eye out for the humor. Is it actually funny? Not really, but the fun part is that Asians will mix this very odd humor right in with the most horrific violence imaginable. Not just some of the time either. It's very much a staple of many HK Cat III films.

So, what makes a HK Cat III? Well, there's no set timetable, but their heyday was from the early 80's to the early part of this decade.

There are lists but remember, many of these are simple sex romps and those aren't really the ones I'm referring to here.

Next post on this I'll give you some of my faves in this genre.

Rant of The Day: Plagiarism & Other Stuff

2010-03-01T17:22:00.000-06:00

It doesn't happen often, but occasionally I run across a site, usually a forum, where I'll see one of my stories posted. Not a huge deal, especially if the poster gives me credit, or at the very least, openly identifies the fact that they weren't the author. If they fail to do so, I tend to get a bit red-assed about it, and will openly call out the poster, who, usually, apologizes profusely, blah, blah, I forgive and life goes on.

That brings me to the incident at hand: I visited the TUGS website. Lo and behold I see the beginning first chapter or so of ABK 1 posted under the heading of "Kid Magician".

This time, the poster ignored my attempts to communicate, and so I contacted the site moderator. Pause here to make a point: My opinion is, if you post someone else's story and you don't specify that you aren't the author, that's basically the same thing as claiming it as your own. Others may disagree, but that's my opinion.

So anyway, I PM the mod, a person (I'm assuming it's a dude) named Zanev. He's polite about it, but says that he has no proof that I'm the original author, and would need proof, such as a copyright (!!??!) in order to remove the posts.

Well, first of all, my feelings were a little hurt, `cause I thought everyone in the DiD community knew who The Greyman was, but putting that aside, I was rather taken aback because I'd never had anyone question my word on something like this. In addition, logically, what sense would it make for me to claim a story as my own when it wasn't?

Well, as of this writing he hasn't removed the posts, but he did leave up my post setting things straight so I guess that'll have to do, but I decided to go ahead and re-post ABK. All of it, and in case anyone forgot that bad boy is 25 chapters long, and I don't write small chapters, so it's a big deal.

Coupla other things...

I just don't get into the Olympics. Never have. I'll watch a little basketball... maybe... but that's about it. Since the original "Dream Team", which I did watch a lot of, I bet I haven't watched 10 minutes of coverage total.

Want to give a shoutout to a named "Doc" who's THE poster of DiD vids on YouTube. This guy rocks, almost always getting the newest foreign stuff up in good quality. Problem is, damned YouTube keeps screwing with him, canceling his accounts and/or putting him on "probation", and he's getting tired of fighting the fight. That, plus not as many people are putting up new stuff too, and it's wearing him down. Let me ask that you guys go online and give the man some encouragement so he'll keep on posting.

Shocker! Smallville Babe Gagged! No, Really!

2010-02-27T05:59:00.005-06:00

Will wonders never cease. On an upcoming Smallville episode (Don't get too excited. It doesn't air until April 2nd, 2010) "Chloe" (Allison Mack) gets a cleave-gag.

Not sure of the on screen time length, and based on the pic I grabbed from the preview clip (Which was a bitch to locate, btw) certainly the gag itself is average at best, but on this series any gag scene is notable, `cause on Smallville they gag their females about as often as I praise a liberal.

Link Of The Day: Tales Of The Veils

2010-02-25T07:15:00.004-06:00

Dave Potter runs this site, and yeah, it's dedicated to stories about babes in veils and burkas, (You know, all that Islamic stuff for chicks) but the cool part, as so far as I'm concerned, is that many of these stories are about gals not only covered from head to toe (yawn) but silenced as well.

As in gagged, my friends.

Now, you have my attention!

There's not a lot of hard core sex stuff here, but if you like stories of gagged females, this site is not to be missed.

What I'm Watching on TV

2010-02-24T20:14:00.005-06:00

Basically, TV these days sucks, unless you're into "talent/drama" reality crap like American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, and The Amazing Race. To say I dislike these kinds of shows really doesn't do the term justice.

I despise them.

I loathe them.

Get the point? Still, that's not to say there's nothing to watch.

Burn Notice rocks. Best show on the air, though I do have a problem with Gabrielle Anwar. Not her on air character. She does a good job playing her, but Gabby herself. Has there ever been an actress with such a fine-ass, tight little body, and yet such an fugly face?

Anyway, highly recommend the show. I like Leverage too, though it's a little been there, done that, as so far as the characters go ("Cool" black guy, who also happens to be a computer genius? Puleeze...), it's well made, and the chicks are hoooooot. I mean, Gina Bellman? Smokin'! She takes some time off and is replaced by

Seven of Nine.

That's pretty strong. Just wish they'd figure out a way to get the babes into some gags and ropes.

Other shows I really like:

The Big Bang Theory
Criminal Minds
Mythbusters
Pawn Stars

That's about it for my "can't miss, must see" list, though there are other shows I watch. I'm really starting to like "Cougartown" for instance.

Mostly, I try to make up the difference with movies. More on that in my next post.

60 Hours Story Re-Post

2010-02-24T17:21:00.007-06:00

Not sure who's picture this is, but I LOVE this photo. Pretty girl, tight cleave-gag, great legs, high heels... just freakin' awesome. Whoever took it deserves high praise indeed.

Here's my favorite story (Other than ABK 1). It's called "60 Hours" and it's about super-hot MILF and her babe-a-licious daughter caught in the office after hours by a couple of dudes names "Bert" and "Ernie".

I've re-edited and cleaned it up a bit, repairing some grammatical errors and a few other things, plus added a couple of pics showing our two hotties.

Simple and direct, with lots and lots action of the damsels-in-severe-distress variety.

60 HOURS

Story Re-Post: The Adventures Of Max Kelvin

2010-02-18T19:06:00.004-06:00

A while back, I was a rather prolific writer, but sort of fell out of the mood for various reasons. Anyway, one of my favorite stories was this one, called "The Adventures Of Max Kelvin". It's about a regular kinda guy caught up helping a super-hot federal agent find her kidnapped sister and bust up a white slavery ring.

I never got past the first two chapters, but I'm gonna try to continue the story here. I'm working on chapter 3 now, but I went back and sort of re-edited chapters 1 and 2 and re-posted them here. Hope you enjoy the story and, as always, comments are welcome.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Added Video

2010-01-26T06:17:00.002-06:00

Hey, added a YouTube gadget link to my favorite vid-clips.

Look What I Found...

2009-05-28T08:02:00.002-05:00

MANHUNT a.k.a. "Roydyr"

Henriette Bruusgaard

Now, before you get too excited, this is definitely a "good news, bad news" situation. The good news? 1. The damsel is very realistically gagged. 2. Under normal circumstances, (Y'know, when she hasn't had the crap beat out of her.) the DiD is pretty cute. 3. Decent close-ups, albeit short scene.

The bad news? Too much, unfortunately. 1. There's lot's of putz action, not only in this scene, but later on as well. 2. (Spoiler Alert!!!!) The flick starts out with 3 gals and several dudes. 2 of the 3 gals are killed fairly right off, so the bondage that follows are mostly putz's, with the notable exception of our scene above. 3. For a gag so supposedly well tied, she get's free pretty damn quick. TOO damn quick, if you ask me.

One last thing. I haven't actually watched this entire flick, but from what I saw FF through to pick out the DiD stuff, this has got some fairly brutal stuff, as in "FRONTIERS" level, give or take, so be warned if you're squeamish.

Belated Memorial Day Thanks

2009-05-26T06:49:00.003-05:00

My main computer's RAID 1 configuration has been acting up, at rare intervals, for several months now and decided to act up again Sunday night. More on this later, but the main gist is that I was unable to post until now, Tuesday morning.

So, a past due, but extremely heartfelt Memorial Day THANK YOU to all of our current military personnel and to all those who gave their lives for our nation in wars and battles past.

Writings like our Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are just powerless words on paper without those who would defend and enforce the ideals contained within, often with their very lives. Who can ask for a greater personal sacrifice than that?

Then, of course, there are those "Americans" who so hate the (American) military and those who serve, as to yes, spit, on a veteran.

I can't even remotely fathom people like this. While I grudgingly support their right to peacefully protest, spitting on someone is about as low as you can get. What is so sadly ironic is that these morons don't get that the very military they hate is what gives them the actual ability to behave this way.

Rant Of The Day

2009-05-20T07:41:00.002-05:00

Rant...

Yesterday, I saw yet another news article that spoke of a woman, this time a teacher, accused of having sexual relations with one of her students, some 17-year-old guy. If convicted, she could spend several years in prison.

This is Debra Lafave, who, at the age of 23, was accused statutory rape (Having sex) with a 14-year-old boy. She was reported to the cops by the kid's mother. Gee thanks for nothing mom! She was fired, rightfully so, but later charges were dropped so she spent no time in prison. In this case, justice was served. But I would never forgive ma for messing up my dream.

This is Carrie McCandless, who, at 29, hooked up with a 17-year-old. The DA was trying to wack her with a 20 year sentence!

Say huh? Years? Years... in prison? For that? Are you kidding me?

Before I get into the meat of my rant, let me get this out of the way: I am not, in any way, advocating adults having sex with minors. And if we're talking grown men sexually assaulting underage girls (Or boys, for that matter) I'm very much OK with prison time. And if we're talking adult males hooking up with very young girls, I'm all for extremely harsh punishment.

No, I'm strictly speaking about adult women having sex with "boys", and while I'm not saying it's something to be condoned, I am saying that, IMO, prison is far, far, to severe.

Hear me out. Boys and girls are different. Yeah, yeah, I know, women supposedly like sex as much as guys. That might be true at some point, under certain conditions, but it sure ain't true during those early puberty years. Speaking from experience, when puberty hits guys, (Usually around 12, give or take a year or so) we turn into walking hard-ons.

There's an old saying about getting hard when the wind blows. Shit, at that age, who needed wind? Sitting in class, totally focused on a math equation? Spoooinnng... here's Waldo! Anytime, anywhere, little Vinnie would suddenly decide to come out and play.

And, while it never takes young fellas much time to instinctively learn and perfect (Practice, practice, practice... ) the fine art of One Man Tug-O-War, it's also instinctively known that it would be infinitely, off-the-charts more enjoyable when female's love tunnel is involved.

I guess what I'm saying is, where, exactly, is the real crime here? I promise you, I guarantee it in a stone cold motal lock, that NO guy, of any age, has ever, or will ever, complain about some decently good-looking woman, of any age, offering him sex. Not-gonna-happen, folks. Not unless some head-shrinker talks him into it.

And this stuff about boys being "emotionally scarred" by the experience? Give me a frakin' break. That's utter, psycho-babble bullshit. All I can say is, every guy I know wishes they had been "emotionally scarred" like that. I can think of two or three teachers I had back when that I would have given anything to be so scarred.

There are, of course, limits. Once you drop into prepubecent range, even though the boy would still not complain, I get a bit icky about that. But, some teenager? Especially a frakin' 17-year-old? Go to prison for that?

That's just more PC nonsense run amok. Again, I don't think the woman should be applauded. Certainly, she should be fired and probably not allowed to teach again, but jail time is far and away an overreaction for the "crime".

Comic Bonds: Emma Frost Has Rude Awakening

2009-05-19T11:54:00.003-05:00

In Uncanny X-Men #509, Emma Frost finds herself in a real bind...

The pertinent question is, what's 'ol Scott gonna do when he finds her? Set her loose of course, but, y'know, maybe not immediately...

Heh, heh, heh...

Rant Of The Day

2009-05-19T09:20:00.004-05:00

RANT...

Definitive evidence that there is truly no justice in the world.

I realize JLH ain't quite the mouthwatering, uber-hottie, Lord-take-me-now-cause-I-just-saw-heaven, muffin she was a decade or so before, but chunky (At times) or not, on what frackin' planet does Jamie Kennedy get to tap that?????? A man who's name and words like "funny", "comedian", and "actor" should never be in the same sentence except when prefixed with the word "not"?

Soaped Up Fast, Rinsed Off Quick...

2009-05-19T07:36:00.005-05:00

I love soap bondage. I mean, I love it. Between the American and the Hispanic dramas, we get a consistent stream (Ok, to be fair, only the Hispanic soaps have been anywhere near consistent lately, but in the 80's - early 90's the American's rocked) of young (18ish - mid-20's), medium (Late 20's - mid-40's), and yeah, even sometimes older (Late 40's & up), babes bound and gagged, sometimes for long, long, periods of time, and almost always with great close-ups.

In fact, if someone said that I had to choose between soaps, other mainstream media, and "pro" stuff, I'd go with the soaps hands down.

All that said, and adding that it's difficult to complain anytime you get a trio of MILFs bound and gagged... I'm gonna do it anyway.

My main issue, as many of you may surmise, are the pitiful gags. The only one that's even somewhat acceptable is the cleave "Tea" wears. Otherwise, while not quite as useless as the irritatingly far too common "barely-stuck-on-tape-gag", they're pretty bad.

It's almost like the gals got together and decided that while they would go along with this (Admittedly ridiculous) plot contrivance, they wouldn't be put in any sort of discomfort. Nice, comfortable, chairs, barely tied to them, and gags that would literally fall off/out if they so much as opened their mouths.

As for the DooL DiD storyline, while I will readily concede the damsel (Shelley Hennig) is a BABE, I haven't seen anything to get excited about. I mean, like, wake me when there's a gag. Otherwise, yaaawwwwnnn....

Back... Again.

2009-05-15T07:32:00.002-05:00

Just where the hell have I been? Well, funny little story about that. A few months ago my number 1 client, who had accounted for a large percentage of my business for the last few years, suddenly went bankrupt.

So, not only did I lose a very large portion of my steady income, the guy also owed me several thousand bucks at the time, which I seriously doubt I'll ever see.

Now, I'm not a guy who lives extravagantly, and I don't carry a lot of debt, and I had some savings, but folks, it's seriously tough out there right now. Not so long ago, I constantly had to turn down work because I just didn't have the time. Now, it's all but dried up.

Bottom line, things are extremely financially difficult for me right at this time, and that's not been a position I've had to deal with in a long, long, time.

Still, I have faith, so I know things will work out eventually.

President Barack Hussein Obama

2009-01-23T07:13:00.005-06:00

I haven't posted anything political in a while, mainly because I'm depressed and disgusted with the whole process right about now. The mainstream press, with very, very, few exceptions, threw out any and all pretense of neutrality and became an all-out balls-to-the-wall supporter of Obama and the democratic party. The Republican leadership decided the best way to run against a young, well-spoken, but clearly far left candidate with major issues was to select John McCain, a war hero to be sure, but also a very old, very grumpy, RINO who was and is strongly disliked by a very large percentage of the Republican base, which is made up of conservatives, a fact the Republican leadership amazingly continues to ignore.

Had we run a viable conservative candidiate, I would have accepted the end results a lot better than I do now, because I feel we gave the election away.

But Obama won, and, for better or worse, I salute him as my President.

Oh yeah, I also pray that all the members of SCOTUS remain healthy and active for at least four more years. As President, there's only so much damage Obama could do, but that damned Supreme Court can, and has, reigned chaos on this nation with one ruling.

Look Who's All Grown Up... And Out!

2009-01-04T08:15:00.008-06:00

Remember the young actress Renee Olstead from the sitcom STILL STANDING? I did... barely. She didn't register on my radar at all, especially not in a "Hey, she might be kinda hot when she grows up" way. Brother, was I wrong. She growed up real good.

I'm not nearly the redhead-fanatic that Van is, but I do like a hot redhead, and one with great knockers is even better!

By the way, Renee continues a wild trend. Not that I'm complaining, but what the hell are they feeding young actresses these days?

Soleil Moon Frye. Christina Ricci. The Hew. Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett Johansson. Thora Birch. Kirsten Dunst.

Notice any similarities? All of these now legal babes were former child stars and they all have one thing, errr... make that two things... in common: They all have big hooters.

In some cases, huge hooters. All natural, no silicone needed here. It's actually kind of eerie how many of these girls grow up with major league C or D cups. It's like Hollywood is feeding them some kind of breast enhancement hormones at a young age.

Hmmm.... have I uncovered a new conspiracy... or just an odd coincidence?

Where Have All The Hot Bondage Models Gone?

2008-12-31T13:12:00.004-06:00

Here is my list of the hottest bondage models of all time:

Andrea Neal
Kelsie Chambers
Nina Neon
Alexis Taylor
Jordan Berlin
Darla Crane
Jessica Eden
Tyler Scot
Sabrina Mills
Sally Roberts

That's my list. I'm judging by in-their-prime standards. Also, I'm very, very, anti-tat, so the ones on this list who have serious tat issues (Darla, Jordan, Tyler) lost points because of that. The fact they still made the list attests to their own hotness and to the lack of tat-free competition.

There are a couple of things that stand out about this group... one, that I'm obviously a "hooter" man, and two, most of this list is either past their prime, or retired.

Now, the world of "professional" bondage models has never exactly been a who's who of Playboy Playmate-level hotties, but back when Harmony Concepts was rolling, along with Anton Productions, AES, Close-up and a few others, you could count on a few serious babes here and there.

These days, for the most part you get a steady diet of porno-skanks (Women with major league tats and/or piercings, all with that "rode hard, put up wet" look) Yeck.

Merry Christmas To Everyone!

2008-12-24T07:49:00.004-06:00

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours!

Andrea Neal is trying to say the same, but for some reason it's coming out "MUUFFFEHHH ITTTTHHHUSSSSS!"

But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?

I sincerely hope all you guys and gals have a great Christmas Holiday. As for myself, I plan to eat too much, watch too much TV, and nap big time.

And if Santa stops by, here's hoping I wake up Christmas morning to sound of a mmmphhing Haden Panettiere lying under my tree with a big bow and a "please ravish immediately" sticker. If Haden's not available, I'm willing to settle for The Hew, Lacey Chabert, Holly Weber, (Look her up. Trust me, look her up.) or Lucy Pinder, to name a few.

Comic Knot-Gag

2008-12-20T21:44:00.003-06:00

Just a quick one here to post the knot-gag panel shots in the latest issue of Deadpool.

More Grey Potpourri

2008-12-12T15:29:00.005-06:00

Added a few more links that I strongly encourage everyone to visit:

Pat Powers Blog - Pat writes some great articles and if you've never read his stories, especially KARG, then I beg you to do so. It's well worth the cheese, which is a measly $5. If you can't afford five bucks a month, then stop reading blogs and go get a damn job.

Raffish - The clip site to join, and stupid cheap for all that you get.

Big MT's Blog - Writes good posts about things others miss (Like our Italian buddy PantyDiD suddenly going MIA.) and he was nice enough to feature my blog, so here's my shout out. Also, he's a big Andrea Neal (Sigh...) fan too, so he's got to be a good guy, right?

Danger Theatre - Posts a lot of clips, including a lot of LARGE, high quality clips, which is great unless you're still on dial-up, in which case it's time to leave 1995 and join the rest of us here in 2008.

Major John's - Sadly, The Major left us a while back, but his legacy lives on. Another great clip site, just a shade below Raf's, but that's mainly due to quantity. In terms of quality and posting hard-to-find gems, this site rocks. You can also get The Major's videos, which are middle-of-the-road in terms of rope work and gags, but many of his "models" are off-the-chart hotties, including one lass who could be Jessica Alba's lost sister. Yes, she's that hot.

Brian's Page - Always free, always informative, always relevant. If you don't visit here regularly, then you're not really into DiD's, you're just piddling at it. Sounds great right? It is, except that it's run by a dictator with the disposition of a gal on a three month long PMS cycle. If you want to post, there's a rather long, and damn sure strict, list of rules to follow or face the wrath of ... The Moderator. Not that the rules are unfair, because they're not. But if you break them, even a little bit, be prepared. More than likely you won't get a firm but polite rebuke, you'll get a harsh, mean-spirited slam of the why-are-you-such-a-fucking-idiot variety. Read the rules, and I very much suggest that you hold off posting for a while and just lurk until you figure things out.

In Memorandum

On a separate sad note, Bettie Page has passed away. I was never a super-duper fan of her actual bondage work, which I found to be vastly overrated, but clearly she was a babe of the honey-muffin level who at her peak could hold her own with just about any plastic-enhanced celeb-babes of today. In addition, her work inspired many others, including Dave Stevens, who gave us The Rocketeer and an truly awesome t-shirt that I purchased when it first came out and never had the stones to wear in public.

Girl Next Door Bondage

2008-12-12T13:43:00.003-06:00

Most of you likely know this site already, but for those who don't I wanted to say some nice things for "Girl Next Door Bondage". This is a clips for sale site and let me tell you, if gags are your "thing" this is THE best bondage video site ever.

Before I get into how great the bondage is, let me throw in a caveat: This is mainly a MILF site. With a few exceptions, the ladies here are a tad older and more ummm... shall we say full-bodied than your average bondage model, so if you require your damsels to be barely legal age-wise and built like a stick, this site ain't for you.

OTOH, the ladies aren't uggo's by any means. I say that as someone who's not into BBW's at all. I mean, I like a little meat on the bone, but I'm talking Andrea Neal - Kelsie Chambers - Jessica Eden level, not Rosanne-at-her-fattest level. They're attractive in that MILF sort of way, and they usually dress to show off their best assets.

The scripts are simple DiD stuff, but with enough story line to make it more than just a woman tied up in front of a camera, so that's a big plus. Some semi-consensual stuff, but not much, which is great IMO, because I hate that "consensual love bondage" shit.

The best parts? First, most of the ladies give it their all. I mean, they don't just struggle, they struggle. They yell, they fight, they complain through their gags, they retch and choke on their gags; brother, they really get into it, which is tough because the riggers really know their stuff. These damsels are tied tight, and while the rope work isn't as perfect or aesthetically pleasing as what you'd get from Jay Edwards or Dom Wolfe, it's more than good enough.

And then there are the gags. All I can say is... wow. Quality? The strictest gags you've ever seen, with real mouth-packing, not that small-wad-of-cloth-fluffed-up-to-appear-10-times-its-size crap. Quantity? You'd be hard-pressed to find a clip without gags. Variety? Every tape-gag and cloth gag you can imagine, including my favorite, the hard-to-find tightly knotted cleave with packing gag. Lots and lots of gag talk as well.

A moderate percentage of the clips feature some rape-type stuff, but it's all simulated so if that's a turn-off beware.

I really suggest checking the site out, but just be warned that once you see a few, you'll be hooked for life.

Grey Potpourri

2008-12-08T14:13:00.005-06:00

ITEM:

I know times marches on and that no one stays young forever, but jeez. There was a time when Kristy Swanson was at the top of my babe list.

You all recall Kristy don'tca?

Hot right? And not that long ago either. Well, times, they have a changed, and Kristy has gone from hot babe, flew right on past "older-hot-mom" type, to "chunky hefer" stage.

Sad. What a waste.

ITEM:

Is it just me?

I don't watch Ghost Whisperer because I like the show. I watch it (Actually, I DVR and FF through it.) because (a) I'm hope beyond hope that the series will eventually pull JLH off The Ungagables list, and (b) because I can never get enough of Jen's world class sweater pups. However, while in the past the show was pretty good at dressing The Hew in low cut tops and the occasional tight sweater, this season she's been dressed more like a freakin' nun, as in "you perv's ain't gettin' nunya looks at my boobs".

ITEM:

Speaking of The Ungagables, I was looking through my old web site files and it struck me as to how many of that dubious group are still members. I mean, this list is YEARS old, and out of the entire group one, count `em, one girl was knocked off the list, and that was Thora Birch.

Congrats to Thora, but man, overall, that's just depressing.

ITEM:

Yes, it's true, I am writing again, and should have chapter 1 ready soon. I like to maintain continuity, so it's a continuation of the ABK series, although with mostly all-new characters. I plan to post it as a PDF and I hope that I can post it here, but if not I'll figure something out.

Sorry I've Been Away

2008-11-28T07:17:00.002-06:00

Been out of town and the hard drive in my laptop crapped out on me, so for several days I was without decent internet access to my blog. Bit the bullet and went with a 128GB solid state drive this time, but of course I still have to reinstall all my software and stuff.

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!

Gun Control

2008-11-11T14:35:00.002-06:00

"I love guns ,fuckin love them...",

I don't love them or hate them. IMO, they're simply a tool, like a shovel or wrench.

"... shoot each other en masse the way you americans do..."

The problem with that remark is that if exclude people defending themselves from crime and poor urban areas, the number falls to near nothing. Those same poor urban areas, BTW, are almost always areas where they have the strictest gun-control. ala Washington DC.

I live in an area where I can safely say just about everyone owns at least one, and in most cases, numerous firearms, with many using concealed carry. And yes, I fall into that category. Our violent crime rate is virtually nil.

"My problem is with such a huge population you are obviously gonna have a few whackos"

"Whackos" will get guns no matter what the laws are. Even more reason us non-whackos need to have the ability to defend ourselves.

"you get pissed of disturbed people shooting up the post office the high school,Mcdonalds etc."

And what do all those places have in common? That's right, it's against the law to have/carry firearms, and so what happens is all the law-abiding citizens are unarmed while the kook gets to pick and choose targets at will like shooting ducks in a barrel.

Did it ever cross your mind that whackos specifically target these places because they're gun-free zones, therefore basically undefended? Notice they never, ever, target a gun club? A firing range? A cop bar?

They might be crazy, but they ain't stupid. The only stupid people are the gun-control advocates who actually believe banning firearms would keep bad guys from getting firearms.

"The conservative argument ,that if these whackos have the guns ,we should have them too for protection just doesn't hold water ,it only puts more guns out there ,and adds fuel to the fire ."

Our argument "holds water" because it's logical to a point that cannot be disputed. I would not be for gun-control even if it worked. Since it's a proven abject failure, I'll keep my weapons thank you.

GAG TEASERS

2008-11-09T05:53:00.016-06:00

Series that should generate plenty of gag-scenes... but don't.

Just what is a gag-teaser? That's a series, which, due to type, normal plot-lines, and stars, co-stars, and guest-stars, should consistently produce good gag scenes, but inexplicably don't.

Over the years, there have been a number of shows that fall into this dubious category, but one series stands above (Below?) all others:

#1, and being first on this list means you really, truly, stink. How bad is SMALLVILLE when it comes to not gagging females?

Let's start with the premise and plot-lines. This is a series about Clark before he became Superman, or hell, even Superboy. Let that sink in: S-U-P-E-R-M-A-N.

Let's put aside the feature films, because, quite honestly, not seeing Margot "Ugliest Lois By Far Ever" Kidder and Kate "I used to be hot but now I'm an ABAC poster child " Bosworth in gags doesn't make me weep at all.

So on to the series and serials: 3 series, two serials. Number of gag scenes: Too many to list. More than I can count with both hands and feet. Quality? You kiddin' me? Teri Hatcher in all her pre-ABAC glory...

Including one of the great scenes of all time...

... and that's leaving out my choice as, if not the sexiest Lois ever, certainly in the top two, Phyllis Coates.

It's also doesn't include the various toon series that produced some nice scenes themselves:

SMALLVILLE? Now in it's 8th season, we have a grand total of... two. Three, I suppose if we count Chloe's "dental mouth spreader" and I don't, because I don't like `em and it's my article. (But feel free to count it if you choose.) I also don't count Lois' "one blurred frame" gag scene, if you even want to call it that. Even if one does count those others, my point remains because IMO, quality counts far, far, more than quantity.

Seven plus seasons, 22 episodes per year, and just two/three countable, forget good, gag scenes. None of which are particularly memorable, and only one/two with a series regular, Allison "Chloe" Mack:

It's not like they didn't have sufficient babes around to gag either. This series has had some major-league muffins on it:

Do you realize how difficult pulling that off is in a Superman series? One with action/adventure plot-lines? (Albeit with more than enough "Dawson's Creek" teen angst)

Damn near impossible, I'd say, at least so far as pure chance goes. I mean, TV writers aren't exactly the most inventive in the world. Even those who are at the tip-top when it comes to that skill (Buffy, Moonlighting, etc...) still manage to get at least a few of their female leads gagged once in a while.

I know, I know. You're thinking, "Vince, you're goofy. No way this is some plot. No way they're avoiding gags on purpose." I would tend to agree. Logic says so, but the odds... the odds say say otherwise.

Even some of the all-time gag-tease series produced more. Charlies Angels? At least 3 in 6 seasons. Wild Wild West? 2 for sure, but in only 4 seasons, and this show had no female leads.

So, am I crazy? Could this possibly be on purpose, or just an incredible coincidence? I have to lean on choice "A", because to me, all the evidence points that way, but give me your input. Also, any other series make your top gag-tease lists?