How To Know You're In "Liberal TV World"

I was watching TV last night and it occurred to me how so many TV series, especially sitcoms, have all these little things that appear normal, but have very little connection to real life.

I call it, "Liberal World", and here are the things to look for to let you know you're in that realm.

You Know You're In Liberal World When All The "Good" People:

• Drive a Prius.
• Never use plastic bags at the grocers. 
• Love New York City.
• Even regular guys, have openly gay buds.
• Accept "global warming" as an absolute, undisputed, fact.
• Virtually never own a gun, unless they're a cop, and then it's only reluctantly.
• Regular guys allow other guys to hug and kiss them. 
• Used lots of drugs and had lots of sex as a teen and/or in college.
• Have nothing bad to say about high taxes, or abortion.
• Regular guys/husbands are wimpy idiots who can't fix anything, and are scared of everything, while the gals are all intelligent, stunning babes who are always right, and can do anything a man can do, better than they can.

I'm sure they're are other signs, but a few of these and you'll know you're in dunn duh duuuuhhhhh.... Liberal TV World.

New Story! Or, Yeah, I'm Finally Writing Again

TALES OF ABK RETURN



After a long, long, loooooooong absence, I finally managed to sync up the mood to write and enough time to do so. Hopefully I can keep this one going for awhile, but no promises.

This is ABK IV, and while I might have a couple of old characters still hanging around, most are all new. Of course, as always, I include visual references to my damsels in distress.

Hope you all enjoy. Comments are welcome.


ABK IV: Project F.A.R.R. Chapter 1

Bored Now: If I Was Stuck On A Desert Island...

Now that college basketball and the NFL draft is over, I'm in my annual "Omygawd, when will football get here... aauuughh!!" Sunday doldrums, and so I was bored to death yesterday afternoon.

I sat down and watched "FUZZ", an average-to-ok Burt Reynolds cop flick from the early 70's. No, nothing DiD-wise there, but Raquel Welch was in it, and I started thinking who I've ever seen that tops Raquel in her prime. Actually, even past her prime, Welch was damn strong.

She would be my first choice. I mean, what's there not to love? Beautiful face, full lips, great hair, naturally large-but-not-too-large breasts, and an awesome figure. And NO TATS! Yay!


So, if you were going to be stuck on a desert island for, say, 10 years, who would you want with you? 

This is based strictly on looks (My understanding is that Raquel was a bit of a diva-bitch in real life.) and obviously the words "in her prime" are key.

And JUST PICK ONE. No lists please. We get into that and it's a zoo.

2 New Asian Clips

Couple of new vid clips for you guys:

First one is called "Kidnapping Granny" a Korean comedy about several idiots uh, kidnapping a grandmother. The good news is that it's not old granny who get's tied up, it's her moderately cute granddaughter who kicks up a fuss during the nab and winds up bound and gagged. Unfortunately she's blindfolded as well, which is a turnoff to me, but what can ya do? Anyway, I can't verify who plays the gagged chickie yet, but anyone with that info please let me know.

The 2nd clip is from a 1968 Japanese B&W called Female Demon Ohyaku and stars Junko Miyazono as our heroine who get's kidnapped, bound, cleave-gagged, and raped. Asians are big on rape. If you're a decent-looking babe and you get abducted by some bad guys, hell, often even by good guys, you might as well get ready, `cause you're gonna get raped. American flicks usually avoid showing that at all costs. You can brutalize and torture a girl beyond measure, but don't you dare insert your dick without permission.

Go figure. 

Anyway, later on she gets tortured along with her beau, who she get's to see beheaded. Naturally, she goes all psycho-vengeance babe from that point, and it's actually a pretty good flick if you like that sort of thing. (I do, if it's done well.) 












Here are the clips:

Kidnapping Granny Clip

Female Demon Ohyaku Clip



BTW, not fishing for compliments, but I've never been much of a clipper and I wouldn't mind a little more feedback on these clips I'm posting. I mean, are they great, just ok, ehh whatever, or do they royally suck? Should I be doing something differently? I'm speaking about the subject matter as well as the technical aspects.

Oolong Blast

Here's a clip from a Taiwan CAT III flick I just got. I can't locate any other details on it at this time, like who the heck the actress is.

There are no English subs either, so I'm guessing as to plot, but best I can tell two bumbling goofs have kidnapped the chickie in order to get money from her dad.

Nice "mmphing" with some cool eye-rolling.

http://www.mediafire.com/Oolong Blast Clip

Sportkill 2007

I am constantly amazed at the stuff I find almost literally out of nowhere. Hooked up over at Cinemageddon, ostensibly to find a few more HK CAT III gems, and came across this little diddy.

There's some putz stuff around, but otherwise this flick is filled with scenes of bound and gagged females. Problem is, for clippers anyway, is that they're scattered throughout the film with lots of quick cutaways. The tape gag stuff, IMO, is kinda "eeehh whatever" (Not tight enough) but the bit-gag scene is top notch. Warning, there's no small amount of gruesome nastiness going on.

Here are some picks: