Chapter 3 Of ABK: Project F.A.R.R.

***Warning! Warning! This story is for ADULTS ONLY!

 Well, I have good news and not so good news.

The good is, here's Chapter 3 of ABK 3: Project F.A.R.R.

The bad? I'm starting a new work project soon. The money's pretty good, but my free time will probably be limited for awhile, which means new chapters or stories may flow a tad slower than I would like. Maybe a lot slower. Just not sure at this time.

I'll do the best I can, but gotta make that cheese so the government can take half and blow it on bullshit, or give it away to lazy assholes who won't work for a living like the rest of us dumbasses.

Anyway, hope everyone likes the story so far and any and all feedback is greatly appreciated.

Ranting About... Well, Pretty Much Everything.

I am somewhat recovered from the bug that has been kicking my ass the last few days, but I still can't sleep worth a shit, so I thought I'd write a little. Beware though, that nothing gets The Greyman cranky more than illness. N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

What a shitty weekend. Literally, if you get my drift. Lots of high fever too. All the other classic flu symptoms as well, but the two I listed were the worst by far. You know how some people like to be "babied" when they are sick? Not me. I turn into a grouchy SoB when I'm sick. I don't want any help. Or any conversation. I want as little human contact as possible.

So what happens? Well, of course I was working on a project that was due on the 1st, and there was just no way that was going to happen, so I called the guy Friday and explained the situation. All that got me was a long (And I do mean long) diatribe on how they just HAD to have it done by the 1st (Monday). Of course, I knew that was bullshit, and he knew that I knew that was bullshit, but he was gunning for an extra discount. I gave it to him just to get him to shut the fuck up, but now I'll be lucky to break even on this job.

And then, there's my girlfriend. Let us call her Ann (Not her name). We were supposed to go out Friday night. I called to cancel and explained that I was sick. She asked what she could do and all of that, but I then carefully explained how I was a asshole when ill and that I would call her Monday or Tuesday.

So naturally, who knocks on my door that night? Ann. With soup.

I am not a huge soup guy at the best of times, and this was not the best of times. Plus, I know I looked like hell and I'm sure I reeked a little because I had been cold sweating all day.

Still, it was a kind gesture, so I bit my tongue and offered a weak "Thank you so much, I'm sure I'll love the soup" comment, hoping she would leave.

Oh no, of course not. She wants to stay and play nursemaid. Sigh... 

"Taking care of me" apparently means interrupting my TV watching and indulging me in conversation, which is just about the last thing I wanted right then. I tried to give short, one word answers, but all that did was hurt her feeling and then she made a couple of pissy "I suppose I'm not wanted here" -type comments, which irked me to the point of asking what part of me telling her that I wanted to be left alone in our earlier phone conversation did she not understand?

Ha... if nothing else bud, that did the trick. She was out of there like a cannon shot. Might have lost a girlfriend though. She won't respond to my calls or texts.

Can you believe this silly shit? Women. God love `em, but their brains work in strange and goofy ways at times. 

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Then I get to watch John Beohner and a bunch of other fucking GOP RINO's screw the country over even more by capitulating to much of what Obama wanted and not holding the line on cap and spend. We are spending ourselves into socialism people. Yeah, I'm going after democrats as always, but these half-ass so-called Republicans are also in shithouse as well. The Republican party needs to decide if it's a party of true conservatives or a party of democrat lites. Personally, I'm ready to chunk the whole party and just start another.

Oh wait, there's another already. The Tea Party. Awesome.

RINO's no accepted or wanted, thank you.


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Generally speaking, I like many of the series on the premium channels. Deadwood, The Sopranos, even Entourage and Curb Your Enthusiasm are fairly harmless fun, but the recent spate looks as though it was made for the Gay Network or something. True Blood is a really good show overall, but they are killing me with all the male homo shit and the pure hatred of Christianity and anything they deem as conservative. What makes it even more ludicrous is that it's supposedly set in rural Louisiana.

Trust me, generally speaking, people in the deep south are nothing like what that show portrays. The way the Bill Compton guy acts and carries himself is about the closest. (Except for the vampire part). I can damn sure tell you that the deep south would never ever put up with vampires. Un-uh. Maybe somewhat in New Orleans, but the rest of LA, MS, AL, etc..? Not a chance in hell.

Then you have/had Spartacus, and now there's Torchwood. I never watched TW before, so I didn't know the "hero" (Snort...) likes to take it up the ass and blow dudes. None of that in the first episode, but the 2nd they pushed that homo shit right out there in full view.

YACK. End of me watching that show as well.

Look, I have no problem with (hot) lesbians, because I totally get what they see in other hot women. But guy on guy? Forget it. Never will I ever understand what a male sees in another male. Hell, to be honest, I actually don't get what females find attractive about men, at least compared to a woman. It's no contest IMO, but I'm damned sure glad (most) of the them do prefer men.

I could care less what two dudes do in private. But I don't want to see it. Anywhere. Ever. It just grosses me out. Bleech! So advertisers, just know that if you push gay male action on me (Through, uh, the TV I mean. Physically trying, well that will just get you hurt, maimed or killed), I am so outta there. No more of that show, so Torchwood is off my record list for good.

Interesting they never show any of that male homo stuff in the previews. Guess maybe most of America ain't quite as ready for guy-on-guy as Hollyweird would like.

Gee, who'da thought?

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NON RANT STUFF

Sorry about the missing pics. My site is just more popular than I ever imagined and I'm blowing up my PB bandwidth. I plan to fix it though, so please bear with me.






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Uuuuuggghhh...

The Greyman is truly grey today, fighting a nasty flu bug that has me sick as a hell. All the classic symptoms. Just special.

See you guys soon... gotta go.

John Kerry’s Swift Boat Defender Stripped of Medal

Ben Smith catches a Navy Times report that Capt. Wade Sanders — best known for defending John Kerry's dubious war record and introducing the candidate at the 2004 convention — has been stripped of his Silver Star by the Navy.

He's also currently in jail for kiddie porn.


Other than that though, I hear he's a hell of a guy.

Of course, he's a lawyer as well, which tells you a lot. I knew something was up. Real stand up military vets likely would never support and vouch for a pud like Kerry.



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Another Clear Sign Gun Control Does Not Work

At least 92 dead in Norway shooting, bomb attack

One nut case. Armed despite some of the world's strictest gun control laws, opens fire. 92 dead. So far. 

Horrible tragedy. No way to prevent something like this, so what do you do. You pray. And, you hope that somehow, somewhere, some liberals finally get it through their thick skulls that gun control only keeps guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens, and that psychos and criminals will always get them somehow. Would having access to weapons have saved all of these people? Most likely not, but I would say it's a near certainty that the body count would be far less than the 92 it is at this point. And maybe the asshole who did the shooting would be in hell rather than sitting in a nice, warm cell right now.

The other certainty of this is that the MSM will be blame it on conservatives in some manner. "Hate speech" most likely, but they'll throw in something about the Tea Party, talk radio, Sarah Palin, and some other stuff as well. One thing about liberals is that they don't ever give up on a bad idea, and they have no shame when it comes to using a horrific event to further their agenda.  (Actually, that's two things, but you get my point.)

My understanding, at this time, (Not confirmed) is that the max sentence this psycho can get in good old progressive, socialist Norway is 21 years. For 92 dead people. 

I have nothing to add on this one. The insanity speaks for itself.

My prayers go out to the families of the fallen.

Norway Killings 

Left Starts Early Blaming Conservatives

 

 

Really Weird Continuity Error In DiD Scene

This bedspread smells wonderful!

Check out this little DiD clip. I downloaded it yesterday and on it's own, it's a nice enough little scene. Gag's kind of weak, but the girl is cute, hands and feet tied, and there's some decent struggling and hopping. Nothing particularly memorable, but certainly not bad. 

Rescue boy needs to hurry! I have to pee!

Our heroine has been abducted by the bad guy, with the good guy in hot pursuit. She lies bound and gagged, waiting to be rescued or ravished, depending on who gets to her first. Only, she decides the hell with all this waiting, I'm outta here, and starts hopping towards the door.

No satellite TV? I am so out of here!

Funny, this gag used to be tighter...

Mmmph! Yes... like this!

Here's where the weird starts happening. As she's hopping, at the 1:31 mark, her gag changes. Not just changes from a detective to a cleave, or something like that, but as a totally different gag altogether. Different color and everything. Then, about two hops later, it changes right back to the black one from the beginning and stays that way. Cray-zee. I don't recall ever seeing that before. Not this bad, anyway. I can only assume the wrong gag part was some sort of rehearsal scene that somehow got mixed in. But why tie a gag on? And why the wrong one? And why so sloppily? (It's all but falling off as she's hopping)

Just odd is what it is.

By the way, I re-cut this from the one online, and took out the extraneous stuff, leaving the tied and gagged part. Here's the clip for you to view...

 ... and here's the clip for you to download.

This reminds me, someone emailed the other day and asked why I didn't just post my videos in Blogger like above. Well, several reasons. One, it's easier to download them. Two, it gives me a lot more control over my stuff. Three, and this is really the big one, it allows for the best quality. This clip for instance, is about 32mb. When I uploaded it to Blogger, they were kind enough to cut the size (And thus, the quality) by 3/4, down to 8mb. No thanks. I'll stick to MediaFire and MegaUpload.  




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