President Barack Hussein Obama

I haven't posted anything political in a while, mainly because I'm depressed and disgusted with the whole process right about now. The mainstream press, with very, very, few exceptions, threw out any and all pretense of neutrality and became an all-out balls-to-the-wall supporter of Obama and the democratic party. The Republican leadership decided the best way to run against a young, well-spoken, but clearly far left candidate with major issues was to select John McCain, a war hero to be sure, but also a very old, very grumpy, RINO who was and is strongly disliked by a very large percentage of the Republican base, which is made up of conservatives, a fact the Republican leadership amazingly continues to ignore.

Had we run a viable conservative candidiate, I would have accepted the end results a lot better than I do now, because I feel we gave the election away.

But Obama won, and, for better or worse, I salute him as my President.

Oh yeah, I also pray that all the members of SCOTUS remain healthy and active for at least four more years. As President, there's only so much damage Obama could do, but that damned Supreme Court can, and has, reigned chaos on this nation with one ruling.

Look Who's All Grown Up... And Out!

Remember the young actress Renee Olstead from the sitcom STILL STANDING? I did... barely. She didn't register on my radar at all, especially not in a "Hey, she might be kinda hot when she grows up" way. Brother, was I wrong. She growed up real good.

I'm not nearly the redhead-fanatic that Van is, but I do like a hot redhead, and one with great knockers is even better!

By the way, Renee continues a wild trend. Not that I'm complaining, but what the hell are they feeding young actresses these days?




Soleil Moon Frye. Christina Ricci. The Hew. Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett Johansson. Thora Birch. Kirsten Dunst.

Notice any similarities? All of these now legal babes were former child stars and they all have one thing, errr... make that two things... in common: They all have big hooters.

In some cases, huge hooters. All natural, no silicone needed here. It's actually kind of eerie how many of these girls grow up with major league C or D cups. It's like Hollywood is feeding them some kind of breast enhancement hormones at a young age.

Hmmm.... have I uncovered a new conspiracy... or just an odd coincidence?

Where Have All The Hot Bondage Models Gone?

Here is my list of the hottest bondage models of all time:

1. Andrea Neal
2. Kelsie Chambers
3. Nina Neon
4. Alexis Taylor
   
5. Jordan Berlin
6. Darla Crane
7. Jessica Eden
8. Tyler Scot
9. Sabrina Mills
   
10. Sally Roberts
    

That's my list. I'm judging by in-their-prime standards. Also, I'm very, very, anti-tat, so the ones on this list who have serious tat issues (Darla, Jordan, Tyler) lost points because of that. The fact they still made the list attests to their own hotness and to the lack of tat-free competition.

There are a couple of things that stand out about this group... one, that I'm obviously a "hooter" man, and two, most of this list is either past their prime, or retired.

Now, the world of "professional" bondage models has never exactly been a who's who of Playboy Playmate-level hotties, but back when Harmony Concepts was rolling, along with Anton Productions, AES, Close-up and a few others, you could count on a few serious babes here and there.

These days, for the most part you get a steady diet of porno-skanks (Women with major league tats and/or piercings, all with that "rode hard, put up wet" look) Yeck.

Merry Christmas To Everyone!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours!



Andrea Neal is trying to say the same, but for some reason it's coming out "MUUFFFEHHH ITTTTHHHUSSSSS!"

But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?

I sincerely hope all you guys and gals have a great Christmas Holiday. As for myself, I plan to eat too much, watch too much TV, and nap big time.

And if Santa stops by, here's hoping I wake up Christmas morning to sound of a mmmphhing Haden Panettiere lying under my tree with a big bow and a "please ravish immediately" sticker. If Haden's not available, I'm willing to settle for The Hew, Lacey Chabert, Holly Weber, (Look her up. Trust me, look her up.) or Lucy Pinder, to name a few.

Comic Knot-Gag

Just a quick one here to post the knot-gag panel shots in the latest issue of Deadpool.

More Grey Potpourri

• Added a few more links that I strongly encourage everyone to visit:

Pat Powers Blog - Pat writes some great articles and if you've never read his stories, especially KARG, then I beg you to do so. It's well worth the cheese, which is a measly $5. If you can't afford five bucks a month, then stop reading blogs and go get a damn job.

Raffish - The clip site to join, and stupid cheap for all that you get.

Big MT's Blog - Writes good posts about things others miss (Like our Italian buddy PantyDiD suddenly going MIA.) and he was nice enough to feature my blog, so here's my shout out. Also, he's a big Andrea Neal (Sigh...) fan too, so he's got to be a good guy, right?



Danger Theatre - Posts a lot of clips, including a lot of LARGE, high quality clips, which is great unless you're still on dial-up, in which case it's time to leave 1995 and join the rest of us here in 2008.

Major John's - Sadly, The Major left us a while back, but his legacy lives on. Another great clip site, just a shade below Raf's, but that's mainly due to quantity. In terms of quality and posting hard-to-find gems, this site rocks. You can also get The Major's videos, which are middle-of-the-road in terms of rope work and gags, but many of his "models" are off-the-chart hotties, including one lass who could be Jessica Alba's lost sister. Yes, she's that hot.


Brian's Page - Always free, always informative, always relevant. If you don't visit here regularly, then you're not really into DiD's, you're just piddling at it. Sounds great right? It is, except that it's run by a dictator with the disposition of a gal on a three month long PMS cycle. If you want to post, there's a rather long, and damn sure strict, list of rules to follow or face the wrath of ... The Moderator. Not that the rules are unfair, because they're not. But if you break them, even a little bit, be prepared. More than likely you won't get a firm but polite rebuke, you'll get a harsh, mean-spirited slam of the why-are-you-such-a-fucking-idiot variety. Read the rules, and I very much suggest that you hold off posting for a while and just lurk until you figure things out.


In Memorandum

On a separate sad note, Bettie Page has passed away. I was never a super-duper fan of her actual bondage work, which I found to be vastly overrated, but clearly she was a babe of the honey-muffin level who at her peak could hold her own with just about any plastic-enhanced celeb-babes of today. In addition, her work inspired many others, including Dave Stevens, who gave us The Rocketeer and an truly awesome t-shirt that I purchased when it first came out and never had the stones to wear in public.