Thursday, May 28, 2009

Look What I Found...

MANHUNT a.k.a. "Roydyr"

Henriette Bruusgaard

Now, before you get too excited, this is definitely a "good news, bad news" situation. The good news? 1. The damsel is very realistically gagged. 2. Under normal circumstances, (Y'know, when she hasn't had the crap beat out of her.) the DiD is pretty cute. 3. Decent close-ups, albeit short scene.

The bad news? Too much, unfortunately. 1. There's lot's of putz action, not only in this scene, but later on as well. 2. (Spoiler Alert!!!!) The flick starts out with 3 gals and several dudes. 2 of the 3 gals are killed fairly right off, so the bondage that follows are mostly putz's, with the notable exception of our scene above. 3. For a gag so supposedly well tied, she get's free pretty damn quick. TOO damn quick, if you ask me.

One last thing. I haven't actually watched this entire flick, but from what I saw FF through to pick out the DiD stuff, this has got some fairly brutal stuff, as in "FRONTIERS" level, give or take, so be warned if you're squeamish.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Belated Memorial Day Thanks

My main computer's RAID 1 configuration has been acting up, at rare intervals, for several months now and decided to act up again Sunday night. More on this later, but the main gist is that I was unable to post until now, Tuesday morning.

So, a past due, but extremely heartfelt Memorial Day THANK YOU to all of our current military personnel and to all those who gave their lives for our nation in wars and battles past.

Writings like our Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are just powerless words on paper without those who would defend and enforce the ideals contained within, often with their very lives. Who can ask for a greater personal sacrifice than that?

Then, of course, there are those "Americans" who so hate the (American) military and those who serve, as to yes, spit, on a veteran.

I can't even remotely fathom people like this. While I grudgingly support their right to peacefully protest, spitting on someone is about as low as you can get. What is so sadly ironic is that these morons don't get that the very military they hate is what gives them the actual ability to behave this way.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Rant Of The Day


Yesterday, I saw yet another news article that spoke of a woman, this time a teacher, accused of having sexual relations with one of her students, some 17-year-old guy. If convicted, she could spend several years in prison.

This is Debra Lafave, who, at the age of 23, was accused statutory rape (Having sex) with a 14-year-old boy. She was reported to the cops by the kid's mother. Gee thanks for nothing mom! She was fired, rightfully so, but later charges were dropped so she spent no time in prison. In this case, justice was served. But I would never forgive ma for messing up my dream.

This is Carrie McCandless, who, at 29, hooked up with a 17-year-old. The DA was trying to wack her with a 20 year sentence!

Say huh? Years? Years... in prison? For that? Are you kidding me?

Before I get into the meat of my rant, let me get this out of the way: I am not, in any way, advocating adults having sex with minors. And if we're talking grown men sexually assaulting underage girls (Or boys, for that matter) I'm very much OK with prison time. And if we're talking adult males hooking up with very young girls, I'm all for extremely harsh punishment.

No, I'm strictly speaking about adult women having sex with "boys", and while I'm not saying it's something to be condoned, I am saying that, IMO, prison is far, far, to severe.

Hear me out. Boys and girls are different. Yeah, yeah, I know, women supposedly like sex as much as guys. That might be true at some point, under certain conditions, but it sure ain't true during those early puberty years. Speaking from experience, when puberty hits guys, (Usually around 12, give or take a year or so) we turn into walking hard-ons.

There's an old saying about getting hard when the wind blows. Shit, at that age, who needed wind? Sitting in class, totally focused on a math equation? Spoooinnng... here's Waldo! Anytime, anywhere, little Vinnie would suddenly decide to come out and play.

And, while it never takes young fellas much time to instinctively learn and perfect (Practice, practice, practice... scuba diving in Sodwana Bay) the fine art of One Man Tug-O-War, it's also instinctively known that it would be infinitely, off-the-charts more enjoyable when female's love tunnel is involved.

I guess what I'm saying is, where, exactly, is the real crime here? I promise you, I guarantee it in a stone cold motal lock, that NO guy, of any age, has ever, or will ever, complain about some decently good-looking woman, of any age, offering him sex. Not-gonna-happen, folks. Not unless some head-shrinker talks him into it.

And this stuff about boys being "emotionally scarred" by the experience? Give me a frakin' break. That's utter, psycho-babble bullshit. All I can say is, every guy I know wishes they had been "emotionally scarred" like that. I can think of two or three teachers I had back when that I would have given anything to be so scarred.

There are, of course, limits. Once you drop into prepubecent range, even though the boy would still not complain, I get a bit icky about that. But, some teenager? Especially a frakin' 17-year-old? Go to prison for that?

That's just more PC nonsense run amok. Again, I don't think the woman should be applauded. Certainly, she should be fired and probably not allowed to teach again, but jail time is far and away an overreaction for the "crime".

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Comic Bonds: Emma Frost Has Rude Awakening

In Uncanny X-Men #509, Emma Frost finds herself in a real bind...

The pertinent question is, what's 'ol Scott gonna do when he finds her? Set her loose of course, but, y'know, maybe not immediately...

Heh, heh, heh...

Rant Of The Day


Definitive evidence that there is truly no justice in the world.

I realize JLH ain't quite the mouthwatering, uber-hottie, Lord-take-me-now-cause-I-just-saw-heaven, muffin she was a decade or so before, but chunky (At times) or not, on what frackin' planet does Jamie Kennedy get to tap that?????? A man who's name and words like "funny", "comedian", and "actor" should never be in the same sentence except when prefixed with the word "not"?

Soaped Up Fast, Rinsed Off Quick...

I love soap bondage. I mean, I love it. Between the American and the Hispanic dramas, we get a consistent stream (Ok, to be fair, only the Hispanic soaps have been anywhere near consistent lately, but in the 80's - early 90's the American's rocked) of young (18ish - mid-20's), medium (Late 20's - mid-40's), and yeah, even sometimes older (Late 40's & up), babes bound and gagged, sometimes for long, long, periods of time, and almost always with great close-ups.

In fact, if someone said that I had to choose between soaps, other mainstream media, and "pro" stuff, I'd go with the soaps hands down.

All that said, and adding that it's difficult to complain anytime you get a trio of MILFs bound and gagged... I'm gonna do it anyway.

My main issue, as many of you may surmise, are the pitiful gags. The only one that's even somewhat acceptable is the cleave "Tea" wears. Otherwise, while not quite as useless as the irritatingly far too common "barely-stuck-on-tape-gag", they're pretty bad.

It's almost like the gals got together and decided that while they would go along with this (Admittedly ridiculous) plot contrivance, they wouldn't be put in any sort of discomfort. Nice, comfortable, chairs, barely tied to them, and gags that would literally fall off/out if they so much as opened their mouths.

As for the DooL DiD storyline, while I will readily concede the damsel (Shelley Hennig) is a BABE, I haven't seen anything to get excited about. I mean, like, wake me when there's a gag. Otherwise, yaaawwwwnnn....

Friday, May 15, 2009

Back... Again.

Just where the hell have I been? Well, funny little story about that. A few months ago my number 1 client, who had accounted for a large percentage of my business for the last few years, suddenly went bankrupt.

So, not only did I lose a very large portion of my steady income, the guy also owed me several thousand bucks at the time, which I seriously doubt I'll ever see.

Now, I'm not a guy who lives extravagantly, and I don't carry a lot of debt, and I had some savings, but folks, it's seriously tough out there right now. Not so long ago, I constantly had to turn down work because I just didn't have the time. Now, it's all but dried up.

Bottom line, things are extremely financially difficult for me right at this time, and that's not been a position I've had to deal with in a long, long, time.

Still, I have faith, so I know things will work out eventually.

Friday, January 23, 2009

President Barack Hussein Obama

I haven't posted anything political in a while, mainly because I'm depressed and disgusted with the whole process right about now. The mainstream press, with very, very, few exceptions, threw out any and all pretense of neutrality and became an all-out balls-to-the-wall supporter of Obama and the democratic party. The Republican leadership decided the best way to run against a young, well-spoken, but clearly far left candidate with major issues was to select John McCain, a war hero to be sure, but also a very old, very grumpy, RINO who was and is strongly disliked by a very large percentage of the Republican base, which is made up of conservatives, a fact the Republican leadership amazingly continues to ignore.

Had we run a viable conservative candidiate, I would have accepted the end results a lot better than I do now, because I feel we gave the election away.

But Obama won, and, for better or worse, I salute him as my President.

Oh yeah, I also pray that all the members of SCOTUS remain healthy and active for at least four more years. As President, there's only so much damage Obama could do, but that damned Supreme Court can, and has, reigned chaos on this nation with one ruling.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Look Who's All Grown Up... And Out!

Remember the young actress Renee Olstead from the sitcom STILL STANDING? I did... barely. She didn't register on my radar at all, especially not in a "Hey, she might be kinda hot when she grows up" way. Brother, was I wrong. She growed up real good.

I'm not nearly the redhead-fanatic that Van is, but I do like a hot redhead, and one with great knockers is even better!

By the way, Renee continues a wild trend. Not that I'm complaining, but what the hell are they feeding young actresses these days?

Soleil Moon Frye. Christina Ricci. The Hew. Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett Johansson. Thora Birch. Kirsten Dunst.

Notice any similarities? All of these now legal babes were former child stars and they all have one thing, errr... make that two things... in common: They all have big hooters.

In some cases, huge hooters. All natural, no silicone needed here. It's actually kind of eerie how many of these girls grow up with major league C or D cups. It's like Hollywood is feeding them some kind of breast enhancement hormones at a young age.

Hmmm.... have I uncovered a new conspiracy... or just an odd coincidence?