Sunday, January 4, 2009

Look Who's All Grown Up... And Out!

Remember the young actress Renee Olstead from the sitcom STILL STANDING? I did... barely. She didn't register on my radar at all, especially not in a "Hey, she might be kinda hot when she grows up" way. Brother, was I wrong. She growed up real good.

I'm not nearly the redhead-fanatic that Van is, but I do like a hot redhead, and one with great knockers is even better!

By the way, Renee continues a wild trend. Not that I'm complaining, but what the hell are they feeding young actresses these days?

Soleil Moon Frye. Christina Ricci. The Hew. Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett Johansson. Thora Birch. Kirsten Dunst.

Notice any similarities? All of these now legal babes were former child stars and they all have one thing, errr... make that two things... in common: They all have big hooters.

In some cases, huge hooters. All natural, no silicone needed here. It's actually kind of eerie how many of these girls grow up with major league C or D cups. It's like Hollywood is feeding them some kind of breast enhancement hormones at a young age.

Hmmm.... have I uncovered a new conspiracy... or just an odd coincidence?