Thursday, April 14, 2011

How To Know You're In "Liberal TV World"

I was watching TV last night and it occurred to me how so many TV series, especially sitcoms, have all these little things that appear normal, but have very little connection to real life.

I call it, "Liberal World", and here are the things to look for to let you know you're in that realm.

You Know You're In Liberal World When All The "Good" People:

  • Drive a Prius.
  • Never use plastic bags at the grocers. 
  • Love New York City.
  • Even regular guys, have openly gay buds.
  • Accept "global warming" as an absolute, undisputed, fact.
  • Virtually never own a gun, unless they're a cop, and then it's only reluctantly.
  • Regular guys allow other guys to hug and kiss them. 
  • Used lots of drugs and had lots of sex as a teen and/or in college.
  • Have nothing bad to say about high taxes, or abortion.
  • Regular guys/husbands are wimpy idiots who can't fix anything, and are scared of everything, while the gals are all intelligent, stunning babes who are always right, and can do anything a man can do, better than they can.
I'm sure they're are other signs, but a few of these and you'll know you're in dunn duh duuuuhhhhh.... Liberal TV World.

Monday, April 11, 2011

New Story! Or, Yeah, I'm Finally Writing Again


After a long, long, loooooooong absence, I finally managed to sync up the mood to write and enough time to do so. Hopefully I can keep this one going for awhile, but no promises.

This is ABK IV, and while I might have a couple of old characters still hanging around, most are all new. Of course, as always, I include visual references to my damsels in distress.

Hope you all enjoy. Comments are welcome.

ABK IV: Project F.A.R.R. Chapter 1