Sunday, January 4, 2009

Look Who's All Grown Up... And Out!





Remember the young actress Renee Olstead from the sitcom STILL STANDING? I did... barely. She didn't register on my radar at all, especially not in a "Hey, she might be kinda hot when she grows up" way. Brother, was I wrong. She growed up real good.

I'm not nearly the redhead-fanatic that Van is, but I do like a hot redhead, and one with great knockers is even better!

By the way, Renee continues a wild trend. Not that I'm complaining, but what the hell are they feeding young actresses these days?




Soleil Moon Frye. Christina Ricci. The Hew. Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett Johansson. Thora Birch. Kirsten Dunst.

Notice any similarities? All of these now legal babes were former child stars and they all have one thing, errr... make that two things... in common: They all have big hooters.

In some cases, huge hooters. All natural, no silicone needed here. It's actually kind of eerie how many of these girls grow up with major league C or D cups. It's like Hollywood is feeding them some kind of breast enhancement hormones at a young age.

Hmmm.... have I uncovered a new conspiracy... or just an odd coincidence?

2 comments:

Pat Powers said...

I think the pic you've got is Ricci post breast reduction surgery. She used to have a HUGE pair of natural sweater puppies (and a little more meat on her bones) back in the day, but is rumored to have had breast reduction surgery to help her get seriously considered as an actress. (The meme is that no actress can get serious Oscar attention if she has huge knockers.)

Here's a pic of her from Buffalo 66 that kinda illustrates things:

http://www.anorakforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=949

And the first image on this gallery REALLY explains things:

http://www.christinariccipic.com/christina-ricci-gallery-3.html

Ricci claims she never had surgery, but check out her pic from Black Snake Moan and compare with the above. The visual evidence suggests otherwise.

I wonder if Mimi Rogers or Jennifer Connolly have had any kids?

The Greyman said...

I could be wrong, but I don't think Christina got breast reduction surgery. Rather, I think she went on one of those special "Hollywood actress" diets that consist of prozac, diet pills, puking after meals, and, of course, lots and lots of cigarettes.


Remember, real boobies are mostly fat, so losing a lot of weight will also cause a chick to drop a chest size or two.