Tiffani Amber Thiessen Has Jumped The Shark

Just watched this really bad DVD called Cyborg Soldier. Why? (Good question, actually.) Because the female lead is Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen and I still recall what she once was, namely a damn near perfect celeb-babe uber-hottie:

She goes by just Tiffani Thiessen now, but she'll always be TAT to me.







Thankfully, TAT never turned into a ABAC (Anorexic Bony Ass Celeb). Instead, she got arguably even hotter:

Certainly her rack got bigger... and who minds that?













But that was about as much weight as TAT could carry and still be a uber-babe. Danger signs lay ahead:

TAT was around 30 now, and fast leaving babe status, but entering the "hot mom" arena.













Sadly, even that has passed now:

TAT is only 33 or so, but man has she gotten rough. LOTS of extra weight and her face... well, let's just say it has some serious mileage on it now.

No, I would not kick her out of my bed, but I'm definitely through making sure I watch every single damn thing she's in on the chance that she'll get naked, gagged, or both.

The Hit List, Part 1

Or, as I like to call it: "Will somebody please GAG these babes... like right now?"

My up-to-date, current list of favorite celebrity hotties who are enforcing their no-gag clauses in a very serious and, frankly, quite irritating way.

#1 Haden Panettiere

Ok, she's pretty short. Five foot nada. Politically she appears to be another Hollywood air-head liberal. But otherwise? Yeeeoowwwzzaaaa! Perfect face, perfect hair, killer bod. Amazingly, she hasn't gone Hollywood-celeb skank at all. Not a smoker, no prison tats except for one very tiny one at the bottom of one ankle that's virtually unnoticeable, and she hasn't lost so much weight that she looks like a freakin' anorexic crack ho. I think I can cure her of her liberal affliction so, Haden, you officially have my proposal of marriage.

Oh, and also, could you please get the writers of Heroes to gag you? I mean, the ratings are down, and you know how everyone loves a damsel-in-distress! Nothing too special mind you. A nice, tight, knotted cleave-gag... uh, with packing if you don't mind... would be juuuuust fine.

My Spiffy New Computer

Figured it was time to retire the old Athlon 64 model and so I just now built myself a brand spankin' new system.

It was well worth the effort. This bad boy rocks, especially when multitasking or doing CPU-intensive things like converting video.

Did I say cpu-intensive? So far, NOTHING is cpu-intensive for this machine. I'm serious. Ive tried, really tried, to bog it down.

It just sits there looking at me saying "That all you got?"

Probably overkill, as I'm not a gamer and I don't overclock, but the price difference between the system I built and a far lesser one was so small that it made no sense to go uber-cheap.

SPECS:

Self Built
Case - Thermaltake Armor+MX VH8000BWS
OS - XP Pro & Linux (Various)
MB - DFI LANPARTY DK P35-T2RS
CPU - Intel Core2 Quad Q9400
MEMORY - 4GB Patriot Extreme Performance
HD - W D VelociRaptor WD1500HLFS 150GB 10000 RPM (OS), (2) 1TB Western Digital Caviar Black WD1001FALS
GRAPHICS CARD -EVGA 512-P3-N871-AR GeForce 9800 GTX(G92) 512MB 256-bit GDDR3
SOUND CARD - Creative Sound Blaster SB0570 Audigy SE 7.1
MONITOR - 22" Dell SP2208WFP

Gotta go now.