Monday, December 8, 2008

Grey Potpourri

ITEM:

I know times marches on and that no one stays young forever, but jeez. There was a time when Kristy Swanson was at the top of my babe list.

You all recall Kristy don'tca?




Hot right? And not that long ago either. Well, times, they have a changed, and Kristy has gone from hot babe, flew right on past "older-hot-mom" type, to "chunky hefer" stage.



Sad. What a waste.


ITEM:


Is it just me?

I don't watch Ghost Whisperer because I like the show. I watch it (Actually, I DVR and FF through it.) because (a) I'm hope beyond hope that the series will eventually pull JLH off The Ungagables list, and (b) because I can never get enough of Jen's world class sweater pups. However, while in the past the show was pretty good at dressing The Hew in low cut tops and the occasional tight sweater, this season she's been dressed more like a freakin' nun, as in "you perv's ain't gettin' nunya looks at my boobs".


ITEM:

Speaking of The Ungagables, I was looking through my old web site files and it struck me as to how many of that dubious group are still members. I mean, this list is YEARS old, and out of the entire group one, count `em, one girl was knocked off the list, and that was Thora Birch.

Congrats to Thora, but man, overall, that's just depressing.


ITEM:

Yes, it's true, I am writing again, and should have chapter 1 ready soon. I like to maintain continuity, so it's a continuation of the ABK series, although with mostly all-new characters. I plan to post it as a PDF and I hope that I can post it here, but if not I'll figure something out.

4 comments:

Pat Powers said...

That's interesting about the lack of movement on the Ungaggables list. Considering that the majority of mainstream actresses have been gagged in the course of their careers, you'd figure that in the ordinary course of events many of the actresses on you former sites' Ungaggables list would be picked off the list as their careers continued. But they haven't.

Kinda makes you wonder if that old meme from Brianspage about the "no-gag clause" is all that far off the mark. I never really believed that the clause existed, but it does strike me as quite possible that some actresses would avoid roles that involve bondage scenes just as others (Jessica Alba, I'm lookin' at you) avoid roles that involve nude scenes.

The Greyman said...

I'm the one who started that "no-gag clause" stuff, but of course I did it with tongue firmly implanted in cheek. That said, I agree that the law of averages would lead one to believe that some celebrities avoid gags like the flu.

Anonymous said...

Where were you going with that one story that had Elisha Cuthbert's picture as a representation of the nosy liberal reporter? Also, the one about the aliens stealing all of earth's women was bloody awesome. I also really enjoyed how you consistently humiliated that big black lawyer, Debra Penny, in the original ABK. I would love to see you get back to your stories. Bring back the regular Greyman's Page!

The Greyman said...

>>>>Where were you going with that one story that had Elisha Cuthbert's picture as a representation of the nosy liberal reporter?<<<<<

Obviously nowhere, `cause I don't even recall that one.


>>>>Also, the one about the aliens stealing all of earth's women was bloody awesome.<<<<

Many thanks.



>>>>I also really enjoyed how you consistently humiliated that big black lawyer, Debra Penny, in the original ABK.<<<<<

Uh, thanks again. I guess. Just understand that her ethnicity had nothing to do with her story line. I wanted to do a bit with a ponygirl theme and Penny just happened to be available.

>>>I would love to see you get back to your stories. Bring back the regular Greyman's Page!<<<<

The full site deal likely won't happen. Too little time, too much work.